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[venerablely]

Mm? Have Sanae do the, ah, Gangnam Style dance to attract faith? I do wonder wherever you got that idea... Very well. It shall be considered.

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[denytransience]

....bad idea.

[hihou]

Why is it a bad idea? It's better to capitalize on something's popularity while it still has it, Suwako-sama.

[denytransience]

Popularity is nice, but I do not think we need to drag the shrine's reputation down via a Korean pop song about ironically trying to be classy.

[hihou]

... Is that what it's about?

[denytransience]

...

[Good gods Sanae you didn't even look up the lyrics or anything.]

Gangnam refers to a district in Seoul that is thought to be high-class. Apparently you only say you are "Gangnam Style" if you want to be perceived as a poser. I'm certain the entire song is done in melodramatic irony.

[venerablely]

Humor me.

[denytransience]

Do you really think we need to be known as the shrine that bases its image upon a calling chorus of "eeeeey sexy lady"?

[venerablely]

It shall testify to the beauty of our divinity, no doubt. [ Nah, just wait until she sees the dance for herself. ]

[denytransience]

...have you ever actually seen this dance performed?

[hihou]

I can do it! I've been practicing!

[venerablely]

Already? As expected from my priestess. [ She waves her hand. ] Let's see it, then.

[hihou]

Um... I need the music first. I can't move without the beat.

[venerablely]

[ She claps twice. MUSIC STARTS PLAYING from one of those pillar things. This is how gods do things, okay? ] I must review this dance before I approve of it.

[hihou]

-And thusly, this is where it gets weird. But Sanae performs the dance as well as she can, getting the general idea across.

It looks absolutely ridiculous.-

[stardustreverie]

[When Marisa is laughing as hard as she is, never a good sign is it?]

Yes please, After my mun watched this, She has to disagree with that.

Me on the other hand, Sure, Go for it!

[venerablely]

[ Kanako is not amused anymore, now that she's been enlightened to the truth of Gangnam Style. ] This has superseded benign mockery now.

[froggess]

On one hand, it would be cute to see Sanae do that. On the other hand, it might also attract something entirely different besides faith.

You sure you plan to go through with that idea?

[venerablely]

I was only considering it before I had seen what that dance actually was.

[froggess]

Wait-- you were considering it first before even knowing what it was to begin with?!

You dummy! What if it could have been something completely weird or perverted?! You gotta ask for more information about things when suggestions like those come on over if you put Sanae out there! Things like that can seriously damage the shrine's reputation and faith gathered!

[venerablely]

A god always has open ears to suggestions, Suwako. Naturally I would not have even thought of approving of it until I had seen it for myself.

[froggess]

Still doesn't mean you should think about having Sanae do things before learning about them first. [grumble grumble grumble] Well then! Since its just a silly dance, there isn't any harm into it.

Unless people start singing along with that dance, then we might have problems. Its bad enough that I'm already worried the hell raven might start getting ideas if they were to see it during visits down there.

[windgodgirl]

I think it's a wonderful idea! [haaahaha]

[venerablely]

It is a good thing you are not a god, then.

[windgodgirl]

Yes, yes, gathering and keeping faith seem like such troublesome tasks. [when she watches Moriya shrine HAH]

[venerablely]

You will find that most plans having do with gathering faith have been made months in advance. [ Nodnod. ] It takes quite the bit of orchestration, but a veteran such as I does not find it too tedious a task.