canon is No More Heroes; looking at the upcoming sweven

[crownless]

Lemme get this straight.

There's all sorts of amazing, mystical places you could be sending me. You could've sent me somewhere with hot valkyries or giant robots or space ships or someplace where I'm required to get laid on a biweekly basis. But you aren't looking at any of 'em.

You want to send me to fucking Montana.

I don't care if there's some timeline screwing going on and it isn't actually the middle of buttfuck nowhere anymore--I still don't wanna go! I'm fine in Santa Destroy, where I don't need to worry about icicles whenever I walk around outside with a runny nose. And I'd rather not have people poking around in my dreams, either--it was creepy when Henry did it, and it's gonna be creepy when other people do it, too.

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This had to be done :P

[moonlight_reaper]

All you care about is getting laid. You're still a pathetic otaku.

MAGGIE 8D

[crownless]

Hey, I care about other stuff too! [Like porn and lucha libre and Touhou and--] You might have had a catchy theme song, but you don't know shit about me.

Yus <3 Complete with Tsundere attitude.

[moonlight_reaper]

I actually know plenty about you Travis. Not that it's worth much now that I'm dead.

heeheehee.

[crownless]

Well, you're up and about now. How the hell do you know all about me, huh? I don't remember giving any biographies the go-ahead, and I'm pretty sure the day I met you was the day I killed you.

[moonlight_reaper]

[She paused and put her hand on her hip.]

Oh come on. You didn't realize the song was made for YOU?

[crownless]

[Travis pauses to hum Philistine to himself, occasionally mouthing a lyric or two...

Oh.

So it was.]

.....You were sniping me! I didn't have time to analyze the fucking lyrics!