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On apps and silly phobias

Mmhm, mmhm. I see. Mmhm. I understand completely! I'd be intimidated by my biting wit and stunning sense of humor too! But no worries! This gap in communication can easily be mended by sharing a heavenly meal together. We can satiate all of our hungers equally! Even children play doctor together, right? It's natural, completely natural! Mmhm.

Let's do it!

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...Are you really hitting on your mun?

Didn't anyone ever teach you, Mi-ka-do~? Impossible love is the most romantic love!

That must make your life the most romantic of all. [Endure the burn.]

[REJECTED!

Watch as he staggers back as if shot through the heart, then stumbles circles around his best friend before dramatically collapsing (hard) into his side.]

And betrayal burns brightest!

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Eheh... Kida-kun, I don't think there's anyone who isn't intimidated by your sense of humor...

Eeeeh?! Even Anri and Anri's hotness~?

But don't you know? Just a word from your gorgeous pink lips, and it would all be reserved for you and you alone!

...

[THINK THINK THINK wut do]

But, didn't Kida-kun say that there were so many girls that needed Kida-kun's affections? You wouldn't want to disappoint them...

Aaah~ But the thought of disappointing Anri-chan is like taking your best friend to a love hotel! There's nothing right about it at all!

Oh... What a dilemma... It's impossible. Impossible.

It's good that your Mun has such a smart and funny person like you. I'm a bit envious of them

Wait! [He shoves his hand out to halt this fine stranger who has seen fit to compliment him.]

Can you say that again? I need to record this for future generations. And Mikado.

It's good that your Mun has such a smart and funny person like you, I'm a bit envious of them.

But I don't believe you know the Emperor personally...

Emperor? Emperor? Is this it? Has big city life finally gone to his head? Is he asking people to call him that now? Or is it some secret code?! Emperor of being too chicken to confess?! Why didn't anyone teeell meeeeeee?!

Re: Ffff. THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE.

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Unfortunately your love is separated by several things. Like space. Time. The fabric of reality.

I can do long distance! [And he seems so proud of this answer too.]

But how would you eat dinner with them? Or play doctor.

We can eat in front of our computers and place our phones to our hearts, connected by the vast internet network like a red string of fate! As long as we're in each other's thoughts, we're together!

Ne, ne, that was such a great answer, right? I should sell it to an internet dating site!

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[Will just be over here, running calculations in his head and trying to figure out the probability of this being serious.]

Hmmmm? [Color him curious as he rolls his head sideways waiting to see what this guy's doing.]

...you're completely serious, aren't you?

Why wouldn't I be? It's a very serious matter! A guy has to make sure his girl feels safe! Whether you're climbing the Alps in embarrassing lederhosen or just walking her to school, as long as you're there, everything has to be okay, right?

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Ah, you're... Tch.

[...Nope, coming up blank.]

Who're you, again?

[Ah. Hahaha. Ahahahahahahaha- crap.]

Just a humble, endearing high school student trying to aid a mun in need. They need nurturing too, you know. Is it really so wrong?

[He almost adds "Why do you ask?" but no! He's trying not to be suspicious here!]

...

[Now he's going to try and remember where he's seen you before, instead of who you are.]

Was it Ikebukuro or that other place I was sent...

[He doesn't want to get caught in a lie, even if he doesn't want to tell the whole truth. It's not too dangerous to admit he's from Ikebukuro. It's a big city, plenty of people. Right...?]

Ikebukuro? Ah, I was just there!

Before I was here.

What a-

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Eh? Did I teleport?! Is that how I got here? Did that really happen?!

o/

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