On apps and silly phobias

[mellowyellow]

Mmhm, mmhm. I see. Mmhm. I understand completely! I'd be intimidated by my biting wit and stunning sense of humor too! But no worries! This gap in communication can easily be mended by sharing a heavenly meal together. We can satiate all of our hungers equally! Even children play doctor together, right? It's natural, completely natural! Mmhm.

Let's do it!

Comments

[digitalemperor]

...Are you really hitting on your mun?

[mellowyellow]

Didn't anyone ever teach you, Mi-ka-do~? Impossible love is the most romantic love!

[digitalemperor]

That must make your life the most romantic of all. [Endure the burn.]

[mellowyellow]

[REJECTED!

Watch as he staggers back as if shot through the heart, then stumbles circles around his best friend before dramatically collapsing (hard) into his side.]

And betrayal burns brightest!

[digitalemperor]

[Mikado is totally unimpressed by all these theatrics. He rates that performance... Eh, maybe a 5 out of 10. He feels generous.]

I'd like to know when telling the truth became betrayal.

[slasher]

Eheh... Kida-kun, I don't think there's anyone who isn't intimidated by your sense of humor...

[mellowyellow]

[Popping back up. Apparently his cruel death was short lived.]

When you spoke such blasphemy in the budding days of February! It's a crime! A crime, I say! A crime against love!

[mellowyellow]

Eeeeh?! Even Anri and Anri's hotness~?

But don't you know? Just a word from your gorgeous pink lips, and it would all be reserved for you and you alone!

MUN THINKS YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT BTW I AM CRACKING UP

[slasher]

...

[THINK THINK THINK wut do]

But, didn't Kida-kun say that there were so many girls that needed Kida-kun's affections? You wouldn't want to disappoint them...

AWESOME. I have to think extra hard for him, but he's a lot of fun.

[mellowyellow]

Aaah~ But the thought of disappointing Anri-chan is like taking your best friend to a love hotel! There's nothing right about it at all!

Oh... What a dilemma... It's impossible. Impossible.

[real_moon]

It's good that your Mun has such a smart and funny person like you. I'm a bit envious of them

[mellowyellow]

Wait! [He shoves his hand out to halt this fine stranger who has seen fit to compliment him.]

Can you say that again? I need to record this for future generations. And Mikado.

[randomencounter]

Unfortunately your love is separated by several things. Like space. Time. The fabric of reality.

[mellowyellow]

I can do long distance! [And he seems so proud of this answer too.]

[randomencounter]

But how would you eat dinner with them? Or play doctor.

[mellowyellow]

We can eat in front of our computers and place our phones to our hearts, connected by the vast internet network like a red string of fate! As long as we're in each other's thoughts, we're together!

Ne, ne, that was such a great answer, right? I should sell it to an internet dating site!

[randomencounter]

If that doesn't pan out, you could shop it around to the comedy ones.

[mellowyellow]

Haha! So you think I'm funny~?

[randomencounter]

... That's a word for it.

[mellowyellow]

Then if I were to say I'd like a chance to eat with you too, would you laugh at me? I don't know if I could bear that~ I'm just a pitiful high school student, hormones and all~

[randomencounter]

You seemed so committed to your mun. I thought you could do long distance? Or do I just outclass her?

[mellowyellow]

Aaah, are you worried I'd be unfaithful? It's not like that at all! I'm dedicated to every beautiful girl who steals my heart. It's a fast and risky business, you know. But if you'll be the robber, I'll be the cop!

[randomencounter]

Did I really steal it? I think you just gave it to me for free.

[virtualunknown]

[Will just be over here, running calculations in his head and trying to figure out the probability of this being serious.]

[mellowyellow]

Hey now, even beautiful girls have to take responsibility every once in a while! It's give and take, give and take!