dear_mun | 3 days before his story even starts...

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3 days before his story even starts...

Yeah, I guess this face works. It won't really matter, right?

You're really writing a whole novel about me? ...And Natalie, yeah, blah blah whatever. It kind of sucks that you're sticking her in there, really. She's such a pain in the ass.

But... Getting all that attention sounds cool. So you better follow through, or I won't be happy. And if you can still handle me after a month, we'll see about you sending me to a game, maybe.

Also I really hope you're joking about my life's soundtrack being a Ke$ha album. Pick a less annoying singer, please.

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Someone sounds grumpy.

Got a problem?

Yeah, I get that a lot.

I thought I just said so.

Well, I've been told I'm too snippy, so I guess you're not on your own.

Snippy how?

Apparently confirming something I said a minute before makes me snippy. I'm still not sure I get it.

Eh, people are just touchy.

I guess. I'm glad to know it's not me, then.

...right.

What kind of novel?

It doesn't really matter either way. Who gives a crap what people think, right?

Writer says it's "young adult fiction".

Eh, not me. I don't really have anyone around whose opinion I care about, anyway.

And you're the hero?

Aww, a real tough cookie, huh?

Something like that.

Just surrounded by a lot of annoying siblings.

...trouble with the law?

Your parents never hear of a condom?

Just underage drinking shit. It's no big deal.

Actually? That's a legitimate possibility.

[And then she shudders because oh God mental images.]

Ha, classy.

[A tiny smirk escapes him; underaged drinking. Really small fry.]

Not a very interesting story then.

That's not what the story's about.

...then talk.

Or was all that up there just for show?

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