Canon is Crash Bandicoot; voice test, feel free to suggest games!

[neo_cortex]

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Do you like the evil laugh? I've certainly been improving on it quite a bit, wouldn't you say? Of course, with what you're planning, I'll need to practice it more. Once I'm in one of these...games, I'll raise an army of twisted mutant animals to conquer it! That infernal bandicoot won't be there to stop me!

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

...Was that better? I really do hope so. We can't have a pathetic laugh as all those fools run in terror from me, you know.

Comments

[neo_cortex]

Then how come I, with my fairly large brain and knowledge of evil, have never heard of you?

[Do take note that he is lying to someone of about the same competence as himself, Cortex does get a bit of a bemused expression.]

Well, certainly more than I was expecting from a man who calls himself "Robotnik" of all things. Tell me, what happened to everyone inside?

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

Because your head may be as bulbous as a blimp, but it's just as full of air!

Who cares? They stopped being my problem when I built a statue of myself on top of the still burning remains.

[neo_cortex]

I have a bulbous head? Your head is relatively rotund!

Really now.

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

SIIIILENCE! My beautiful head is the perrrrfect shape for storing my brrrrrilliant brrrrain!

RRRRrrreally!

[neo_cortex]

I retract my previous comment. Your head is quite tiny.

I suppose that's why I haven't heard from my niece in a while.