Canon is Crash Bandicoot; voice test, feel free to suggest games!

[neo_cortex]

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Do you like the evil laugh? I've certainly been improving on it quite a bit, wouldn't you say? Of course, with what you're planning, I'll need to practice it more. Once I'm in one of these...games, I'll raise an army of twisted mutant animals to conquer it! That infernal bandicoot won't be there to stop me!

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

...Was that better? I really do hope so. We can't have a pathetic laugh as all those fools run in terror from me, you know.

Comments

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

Evil laugh? Rrrotten schemes? Infernal animal opponent?

Why, you almost remind me of someone...

[neo_cortex]

Who would I remind you off? There are hardly any scientific minds that could compare to the likes of mine.

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

That almost sounds like a challenge!

Because it would almost be a challenge.

[neo_cortex]

Ohohohoho...are you implying that your little imbecile brain could best mine?

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

Rrrobotnik does not imply-he says it to your face!

[neo_cortex]

Robotnik? Quite a stupid monkier, if I do say so myself.

Did you attend the Academy of Evil?

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

How darrre you degrrrade the noble and terrifying name of Robotnik! We've been the elite of no-good wickedness since the dawn of time!

Attend it? I burnt it down for not being evil enough! [Note: this is a stupid lie.]

[neo_cortex]

Then how come I, with my fairly large brain and knowledge of evil, have never heard of you?

[Do take note that he is lying to someone of about the same competence as himself, Cortex does get a bit of a bemused expression.]

Well, certainly more than I was expecting from a man who calls himself "Robotnik" of all things. Tell me, what happened to everyone inside?

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

Because your head may be as bulbous as a blimp, but it's just as full of air!

Who cares? They stopped being my problem when I built a statue of myself on top of the still burning remains.

[neo_cortex]

I have a bulbous head? Your head is relatively rotund!

Really now.

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

SIIIILENCE! My beautiful head is the perrrrfect shape for storing my brrrrrilliant brrrrain!

RRRRrrreally!

[neo_cortex]

I retract my previous comment. Your head is quite tiny.

I suppose that's why I haven't heard from my niece in a while.

[minor_setback]

[Evil the Cat looks unamused.]

...You don't meed a specific laugh to be evil, you just are.

And a bandicoot? I'm sensing a pattern here. The thorn that's in my side is an earthworm.