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[nukeoleptic]

nooo you cant take me pre-sburb!!!
i wont know anyyyone!! not a single one of the trolls!
yes okay they are REALLY ANNOYING sometimes but jeez.....
it doesnt mean i want to have to get to know them all over again ._.

aghhhhh would you at least re-think this before you start the app?
this was not part of the plan!!!!
and just a plain bad idea to boot >|
what do you have against my dog ears!!

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[rapping]

i had to explain what the fuck a quadrant was to john
with karkat joining in
with an utterly futile attempt at explaining them
it was actually kind of hilarious in a pathetic way

[nukeoleptic]

that sounds awful
but also kind of hilarious
and ahhhhhh
she posted my application ._.
i probably will uppercut karkat for you if i do get in
especially if he tries to yell at me while im still getting my bearings

[rapping]

no it was fucking awful
i would rather live in indonesia and get canewhipped professionally than go through that disaster again
totally unrelated and i have no segue for this
through my totally fucking boss time travel powers
im just going to tell you congratulations
i hear theres a giant squiddle or what the fuck ever in the lake
go make friends harley
just dont get too close to it or itll never let you go
and youll be stuck living under the sea forever
i hear life is zee bubbles

[nukeoleptic]

the only person from our world thats talked to me so far is vriska
and shes from wayyy in the past
before her session even began ughhh its so annoying
i dont know where im going or what im supposed to be doing
.................
is there really a squid in the lake?????

[rapping]

whoa thats pretty far back
thats probably a good thing though you could kick her ass or something
and yeah thats what im told
i dont do squid research in my free time like some people i know

[nukeoleptic]

you are toootally missing out then
squids are the new cool thing
i thought you knew, dave :o
oh nooo you are going to be all unironically late to a trend
what will you dooooo

but thanks for the vote of confidence
if i can just keep things from getting awkward with tavros, then i think ill be fine!

[rapping]

squids are cool when hannah montana is cool
party in the no one gives a fuck
but anyway
no prob on the vote of confidence shit
i only have so many votes to give
i might as well hand them out to people that dont completely suck at their jobs
if i make it to eighteen im going to be a fucking pro at this voting shit
judging people by their potential and quality rather than their bullshit resume and the size of their superpac
but im not going to give you a vote of confidence on dealing with that dude
because him not being awkward is like
pluto being a fucking planet again
its not going to happen in our lifetime

[nukeoleptic]

poor pluto :(
and poor tavros!!
he means well, he really does i think
he just.......came on a little strong
i really dont know how he thought he had flushed feelings for someone he barely knew
but maybe that just goes back to my all trolls are really, REALLY lonely theory
but i might be getting to meet up with you soon!!!
the last time i saw you something happened to kind of make me worry
so im really excited <3

[rapping]

sounds like a pretty average day

[He won't specify on what, exactly, is average about that. ... well, okay, he will.]

sorry about the whole making you worry thing
my bad whatever the fuck it is
there are about sixteen of me wandering around at any given time so
im kinda flying in the dark on what shit i fucked up in regards to making people concerned for the awesome that is my wellbeing