homeless... sort of.

[forcowardice]

Okay, no really. The meme thing, it's... okay, I guess. I'll roll with it, whatever, this isn't so awful in comparison to. Uh. Stuff.

But seriously, it couldn't kill you to bring me to a game, right? You know, for real. This thing at that alignment-whatsis is like a glorified guest appearance! Can't we go somewhere else, semi-permanently?

And, uh. Not so much on the dangerous scale, preferably. I like an enormous amount of lack of pain and lack of death. Personally speaking.

Work with me here.

Comments

[colder]

My mun informs me that our kind are "difficult to rehome".

I know that conditions are not ideal for you.

[forcowardice]

Too much to ask for, huh? I didn't think this would be such a pain.

[colder]

If she enjoys you half as much as I do, you will be able to convince her to look with no trouble.

[forcowardice]

U-uh. Right, sir. Of course. I think I just need to be convincing with mine, too.

[misfired]

You know, when you think about it, a homeless bomb is probably a good thing.

'Cause you know. Hitting home means exploding.

Oh, wait! But you're a dud now, aren't you Crummy? You can jump off anything you want now and you won't explode! Now that's a nice skill to have!

[forcowardice]

Well, gee, Misfire. You sure do know how to make a guy feel real proud.

[misfier]

Hey, pinhead! I don't know about you but I certainly am enjoying the memes.

Wink.

Anyways you sure you want to be sent to a game? Awful, humiliating things happen from what I understand. Humiliating, even to me, and you know that's bad.

I kinda wonder what 'meme' means, anyways. I mean I know in the barest sense but where did it come from? Who was like "I think I'll call this a meme" for no good reason?

[misfired]

You've got other great qualities too! Like your commanding chin structure. Don't forget that.

I can't. Mostly because it's always there. I like to stare at it while you're talking. It's sort of hypnotizing.

[forcowardice]

I should probably respond to the rest of that but did you seriously just say wink at me?

[misfier]

Sure did.












Wink.

[forcowardice]

Well, thanks, I think--

You stare at it?

[forcowardice]

Wh.



















What am I supposed to say to that.

[misfired]

Uh huh.

You know how I usually don't pay attention to anything you say? That's because I'm looking at your chin.

[misfier]

Beats me, loser! Don't think too hard, there.

[forcowardice]

Really, I thought it just had to do with your horrible attention span. Though I don't think I'm too off the mark still.

So. What happens if I cover it?

[forcowardice]

In comparison to you, that's not difficult.

[misfier]

Owch my feelings! That's just cold! I'm kinda impressed honestly. And I'll have you know I think about plenty of things. All the time! I have so many things to think about I hardly have the time to think about even covering thinking about all of them.

[forcowardice]

Wow. That's ... deep.

[misfired]

My horrible what?

Whoa. It's like... the mist has cleared. Crazy.

You look really generic now though. Kind of boring, actually. Not like a K class at all.

[misfier]

I know. I'm a deep guy.

[forcowardice]

Deeply crazy.

[forcowardice]

Well, I can't decide if that's... a compliment or what.

Here, I'll just remove my hand and you can go back to being horribly distracted.

[misfier]

What did you say?

[forcowardice]

Nothing. Nothing at all. Go pick another topic.

[misfired]

You know what they say, if you look too boring, you're probably going to be killed first.

Aw, there it is. Hey there, Mister chin. Aren't you looking handsome?