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[miniac]

Look, I'm not being picky here—I don't even need something stable! But you know, maybe a meme or two every couple of hours? That's doable, right? I've been doing the math and if I do get at least a reply for every meme I show in, I'd be meeting about 25 cute girls a day, give or take a few.

...


Huh? Bathroom breaks? I guess so, but meals absolutely need to be at your desk, otherwise we'll fall behind.

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[chillout]

... pity you're too young for all those obligatory sex places, huh?

[miniac]

. . . I could lie about my age.

[chillout]

No one would believe you.

[miniac]

Hmph! Why not? It's not like I'm not fully consenting, anyway.

But maybe that's for the best, I don't mind having a lightning romance but having sex with someone just because "we have to" does kill some of the charm.

[chillout]

Hmmm~ maybe I'll go to one of those places. Sounds like fun.

[miniac]

Which places.

[chillout]

Obligatory sex places. I've been bored.

[miniac]

Please spare the world.

[chillout]

Didn't you say I'm good at moving naturally for someone else's sake? Or hasn't it happened yet?

[miniac]

Shut up! I don't want to think about you in bed! Gross!

[chillout]

[ahdyukghbf ow]

[miniac]

If I can't have sex with girls, neither can you!

[chillout]

... I object.

[miniac]

Overruled.

[chillout]

On what grounds?

[miniac]

On the grounds of I decided it just now.

[chillout]

Aaah, I don't think you can stop me.

[miniac]

Is that a challenge?

[chillout]

Nooo, not at all.

[miniac]

I may be shorter like this, but that doesn't mean I can't still freeze you below zero.

And other belows too, if you know what I mean.

[chillout]

[SUDDENLY: COTTON ROLL]

... I see.

[miniac]

—Yes, that form suits you so much more. Never forget.

[chillout]

... just keeping my belows safe.

[miniac]

Does that really work, I wonder...

[YANK]

[chillout]

[YANK'D]

... ow.