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[miniac]

Look, I'm not being picky here—I don't even need something stable! But you know, maybe a meme or two every couple of hours? That's doable, right? I've been doing the math and if I do get at least a reply for every meme I show in, I'd be meeting about 25 cute girls a day, give or take a few.

...


Huh? Bathroom breaks? I guess so, but meals absolutely need to be at your desk, otherwise we'll fall behind.

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[sexuallyconfuses]

Heeh, the squirt's got some pretty high expectations.

[miniac]

No-ba-ra, please.

How are you doing today, Tenoh-san?

[chillout]

... pity you're too young for all those obligatory sex places, huh?

[sexuallyconfuses]

You don't have to remind me. A squirt's a squirt, though. [ hair-ruffle! ]

Well, I was thinking that I've been doing pretty well, but compared to meeting twenty-five girls a day, it suddenly feels a bit lacking...

[miniac]

. . . I could lie about my age.

[chillout]

No one would believe you.

[miniac]

[YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE SO HOT 8(]

A girl has needs.

[miniac]

Hmph! Why not? It's not like I'm not fully consenting, anyway.

But maybe that's for the best, I don't mind having a lightning romance but having sex with someone just because "we have to" does kill some of the charm.

[sexuallyconfuses]

Even so, you should be a little more considerate of your mun, you know?

[chillout]

Hmmm~ maybe I'll go to one of those places. Sounds like fun.

[miniac]

Should I? Why? It's not like she doesn't spend the whole day sitting at the computer anyway. I'm only giving her more reasons to be productive!

[miniac]

Which places.

[chillout]

Obligatory sex places. I've been bored.

[miniac]

Please spare the world.

[sexuallyconfuses]

Have you ever considered your idea of productive might not be quite the same?

[miniac]

I'm sorry, could you possibly be implying there are things more important than girls in the world?

[chillout]

Didn't you say I'm good at moving naturally for someone else's sake? Or hasn't it happened yet?

[miniac]

Shut up! I don't want to think about you in bed! Gross!

[chillout]

[ahdyukghbf ow]

[miniac]

If I can't have sex with girls, neither can you!

[chillout]

... I object.

[miniac]

Overruled.

[sexuallyconfuses]

What if she has her own girls to worry about?

[chillout]

On what grounds?

[miniac]

That's even more reason to focus on my girls! What a selfish mun, honestly.