Looking to send her to space - the cosmos better start praying.

[dragonspooker]

Alright, so you got the first season under your belt now, big deal! That's still not enough!

...wait, wait - what's that subject line supposed to mean?! You can't just up and yank me away from what I was doing! I've got things to do! I might not know what exactly, but they're more important than going on some freaky ship that doesn't go in water!

Besides, that place wants me to do a lot of work for no pay! And the food there is horrible! That's two big fat strikes against the place, so like hell am I stickin' my neck out! There's nothing in it for me, so why should I?!

I'm not going and you know darn well what'll happen to you if you try and force it, bucko!

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[darkwizard]

You're a little young to be needing a hearing aid, sweetie.

[ After taking a long drag on his cig, the dark wizard turned complete jackass repeats himself. ]

A diva is a FLAT-CHESTED BROAD who thinks she owns the world and that everyone should be bowing down at her feet.

[ Insert a smug smirk right here. ]

Did you get all that? I would hate to repeat myself.

[dragonspooker]

Oh, I'm not hard of hearing.

I just wanted to make sure you said what you did. Make sure you were crystal clear in SIGNING YOUR DEATHWISH.

Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows; buried in the flow of time...

[darkwizard]

[ ...oh shit! ]

WHOA! Ease up, sweetheart! Can't you take a bloody joke? We're all well and good, aren't we? C'mon! Don't do what I think you're about to do--

[ Screw this! If she's about to cast something nasty on him, he better start casting some protect magic to ensure his beautiful face doesn't get damaged.

This is like the battle with Fuan all over again! ]</small.

[dragonspooker]

[Either she can't hear you, guy - or she's ignoring you for that 'sweetheart' crack~.]

...in Thy great name, I pledge myself to conquer all the foes who stand before the mighty gift bestowed in my unworthy hand! Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I possess!

DRAGON SLAVE!!

[MAGIC NUKE TIME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

[darkwizard]

[ The hell with this! It's time for some serious evasive tactics. He hadn't heard of any spell this powerful before but be damned if he doesn't know spells similar to that one. Luka figures he won't come out of this unscathed but if he at least comes out of this alive, then he'll be happy enough. ]

You have some temper, diva!

[ He tosses his cigarette aside and starts to cast and places both his hands together to make a triangular shape. ]

I summon energy to create a charm…to protect from vengeful harm! Soul Guardian!

[ As soon as the incantation was completed, a bright blue light engulfed the sorcerer as soon as the proverbial magic nuke came his way. The magical paling he formed around himself was pretty strong or at least strong enough not to get him killed. He still faced the brunt of the flat-chested girl's wrath and would most likely will be singing a different tune if he'll even be awake to say anything. ]

[dragonspooker]

Ohohoho, you haven't seen my temper yet, mister! This was just the tip of the iceberg!

[darkwizard]

[ That girl nearly nuked the leather off his ass with that spell. Luka isn't pleased. ]

If that's the tip of the iceberg, then I wasn't very impressed.

[ He's lying, he was impressed. ]

Yet still I give you an "A" for effort.

[dragonspooker]

[Whaaat. Nobody says that kind of stuff after a Dragon Slave, save for Monsters and Big Bads, and those tend to just shrug it off.]

...you're either lying, stupid, or a glutton for punishment.

[darkwizard]

[ He's no monster or a "Big Bad", Lina. He's just an ace sorcerer with a bad boy attitude. Nothing more and nothing less. ]

I can assure I'm not a liar but I don't like being called "stupid".

[dragonspooker]

And I don't like being called flat chested! Or do I need to demonstrate that again?!

[darkwizard]

Nah, I think we're good on that regard.

[ He definitely doesn't want to get blasted again. ]

What's your name, love? You aren't a run-of-the-mill witch are you?

[dragonspooker]

Good! [Hello there almost scary moodswing back into reasonably content...]

That's right! I'm the beautiful sorcery genius, Lina Inverse!

[darkwizard]

[...That is kinda scary. This little darling has one hell of a mood swing, doesn't she? ]

Inverse, huh? I'll make sure to remember that. The name's Luka, hon. Master Luka Guillaume Reinhardt, the twenty-first century's greatest dark wizard and blah, blah, blah...

Meh, it's a long title.

[dragonspooker]

Hey, if it's a long title, half the fun is impressing people with it, though you gotta show some more enthusiasm than that, though! After all, why should I bother to call you 'Master' Luka when you can't be bothered to give it some oomph, eh?

[darkwizard]

Hmm...

You have a point there, hon. Maybe I should announce myself as "Grand Master Luka Reinhardt" or something. You know, dress it up a bit.

[dragonspooker]

Yeah, that's the spirit!

[darkwizard]

Or maybe I could call myself "Grandmaster Dark Wizard of Death Luka R--", okay now that's too long. I would be ruining my modest reputation if I did something like that. A nice idea though.

Anyway, where's your mun shipping you off to and don't you dare say "By Fedex" or something ridiculous.

[dragonspooker]

Yeah, it's kind of a balancing act - you wanna have clout, but not overdo it and make people dismiss you as some jerk on an ego trip...

...ugh, don't encourage him. He relishes in awful puns like that. I'm fairly certain I'm bound for some kinda ship that doesn't go in the water, but among the stars.

[darkwizard]

...you're not subtlety calling me a "jerk"?

[ He frowned a bit. ]

You mean to say he's shipping you off to the furthermost outer reaches of space and beyond?

[ Bad puns ahoy! ]

Sounds like fun but aren't you the least bit worried about the extraterrestrial lifeforms just dying to eat your forehead?

[dragonspooker]

If I wanted to call you a jerk, I wouldn't be subtle about it.

And yeah, somethin' like that.

[She scoffs a bit!] I'm plenty capable of taking care of myself. Any weird creatures try to devour me, I'll treat 'em just like the ones back home and blow 'em away!

[darkwizard]

A saucy one, aren't you?

[ He chuckled lightly but the chuckles soon fade. ]

Yet somehow I doubt it will be all that easy. Make sure you keep that spell of yours under wraps for awhile. Don't be so quick to show off, little diva.

[dragonspooker]

You could say that. [She grins, and it sticks around.]

Maybe not, but I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeve other than the Dragon Slave. Then again, going to a place where I don't have a reputation, keeping it in check would have some advantages...