Looking to send her to space - the cosmos better start praying.

[dragonspooker]

Alright, so you got the first season under your belt now, big deal! That's still not enough!

...wait, wait - what's that subject line supposed to mean?! You can't just up and yank me away from what I was doing! I've got things to do! I might not know what exactly, but they're more important than going on some freaky ship that doesn't go in water!

Besides, that place wants me to do a lot of work for no pay! And the food there is horrible! That's two big fat strikes against the place, so like hell am I stickin' my neck out! There's nothing in it for me, so why should I?!

I'm not going and you know darn well what'll happen to you if you try and force it, bucko!

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[healsforjustice]

I...hate to tell you this Miss Lina, but I doubt your mun is going to listen. They're pretty fearless when it comes to doing things to us.

[dragonspooker]

You say 'fearless', I say 'stupid'! They're watching the show, they know what happens when someone ticks me off!

[Someone seems to have neglected to inform Lina that Dragon Slaves can't quite breach the fourth wall...]

[healsforjustice]

Yes, but they tend to be able to, well, shrug off any sort of threat. I don't think there's a way to hurt them, physically at least.

[Still, Amelia does not think it wise to tell Lina there is something she can't do. The redhead wouldn't believe her anyway, best she finds out for herself.]

[dragonspooker]

Like that's stopped me before! There just hasn't been a way found yet, and if anyone can pull that off, I can!

[Yeeeeeeah...]

[healsforjustice]

[A sigh. Really, she could say more, but knows it will fall on deaf ears.]

If you say so Miss Lina. But I wish you luck for wherever your mun will send you.

[dragonspooker]

I'm not getting sent anywhere! Aren't you listening to me?!

Least of all some place that doesn't even have decent food. [Huff!]

[healsforjustice]

I just speak from experience Miss Lina. You might change your mun's mind, but they always find something else to do with you.

[dragonspooker]

...y'mean all your endless justice hooplah and all that wasn't able to deter them?

[healsforjustice]

It's not hooplah Miss Lina! But...no, I couldn't get through to my mun. [Rub it in her face why don't you...]

[darkwizard]

...You know, I think your mun is right. The cosmos better start praying soon.

[dragonspooker]

And why, pray tell, is that? [Her tone is an annoyed one - tread carefully!]

[darkwizard]

[ But poking the metaphorical "hornet's nest" is so much fun! ]

Well I hate to judge a book by it's cover but you seem like one hell of a "diva", and that's not a good thing.

[dragonspooker]

[It's your funeral!]

"Dee-vah"?

[Lina makes a face. Has she picked up yet another unsavory nickname without knowing it...?]

I'm probably gonna regret asking, but what is that?

[darkwizard]

[ Just give Luka a nice headstone, alright? ]

A flat-chested broad who thinks she owns the world and that everyone should be bowing down at her feet.

[ He takes out a cigarette and lights it. ]

I think you fit the bill of one quite nicely, Miss Diva.

[dragonspooker]

[Twitch. Twitch-twitch.]

...come again? I don't think I heard you correctly.

[darkwizard]

You're a little young to be needing a hearing aid, sweetie.

[ After taking a long drag on his cig, the dark wizard turned complete jackass repeats himself. ]

A diva is a FLAT-CHESTED BROAD who thinks she owns the world and that everyone should be bowing down at her feet.

[ Insert a smug smirk right here. ]

Did you get all that? I would hate to repeat myself.

[dragonspooker]

Oh, I'm not hard of hearing.

I just wanted to make sure you said what you did. Make sure you were crystal clear in SIGNING YOUR DEATHWISH.

Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows; buried in the flow of time...

[inquisitive_nature]

The mundanes are not so easily restrained, you realize.

[dragonspooker]

Yeah, that seems to be an unfortunate thing I'm finding out...

[inquisitive_nature]

It is unpleasant. They take us from whenever and wherever they please, as well, something else I still am sore about.

Aldmor Glen. [He holds out his hand, as is only polite.] I am a Cleric of Tiamat.

[dragonspooker]

I get the feeling I'm gonna find out about how much a pain that is that first-hand, unless another point strikes mine's fancy.

[She looks at the hand a moment before taking it and shaking it.] Lina Inverse, traveling sorceress.

[inquisitive_nature]

You should take heart, Miss Inverse. It would hardly do for a pretty young sorceress to be so fatalistic.

Things are not as bad as they seem at first glance.

[dragonspooker]

Well, my hands are kind of tied! I don't want to go to the place, it looks terrible! I can't blow the jerk away, so... [She shrugs.]

[inquisitive_nature]

Sometimes, we simply have to deal with what cards have been dealt to us. There are still ways to win, however, even with a poor hand.

[dragonspooker]

I'm certainly no stranger to doing that - though if you have any ideas, I'm all ears.