Voicetesting while canon reviewing; possibly looking in the future

[dummkopf]

What are you, stupid?

You're obviously in over your head. Even with your so-called "canon review."

[A smug smirk. After all, it's Asuka.]

I'll be the one doing the piloting around here.

Comments

[invisible_one]

[Stare.]

I'm sorry, but we are not on the airplane. You don't need to be pilot.

[Coming from him, this can easily have double meaning.]

[weddingcrasher]

That's an awesome attitude to have! Don't let the Mun control you; make sure you control the Mun!

[dummkopf]

[Hello, stare. Meet scoff. She's giving one with a vengeance.]

Not that kind of pilot. [Because that is so mundane and boring and beneath her. Honestly.]

[dummkopf]

As if she could.

[Yep. Asuka's pretty confident about that one.]

[invisible_one]

[Scuff can never beat Kuroko's-stare-of-doom.]

Yes, I know that.

[He won't make any expressions you know. For now.

P.S. He just made you look silly in his opinion...]

[weddingcrasher]

And if she tries, just threaten her! That's what I'm doing with my Mun!

[dummkopf]

[And she is none the wiser. Because she's of the opposite opinion.

... The view of life through Asuka-lens. It's a beautiful thing.]

Then why did you say that?

[dummkopf]

She'll give up before it gets to that point.

[After all, this mun is almost as worthless as Shinji.]

[invisible_one]

Why hm?

Well, the real truth is that no matter how you try, you will end up listening to your mun. And usually your thoughts are Mun's thoughts.

If you don't, the voice goes down and you end up forgotten.

[Cruel, cruel child. Cruel. Not that he realizes that. He thinks all of this is obvious.]

[weddingcrasher]

Yay! Mun domination is sooooo much FUN, don'cha think?

[dummkopf]

[Forgotten. Just like she was a long time ago. Forgotten in favor of a doll. Forgotten on what should have been the most important day of her life.

Look at me, mama....

... No, she swore she would never cry again. Nothing can make her. Not now. Not ever.]

I don't have to listen to her.

[dummkopf]

Not as much fun as piloting an Eva!

[invisible_one]

[He scratched his cheek.]

Do what you want. But I heard that some Muns tend to punish their muses by throwing them in sex games.

[Blunt.]

[dummkopf]

[Well, if there's anything to distract her from that line of thought.]

They... what?!

[A beat. She's looking pretty perturbed.]

What kind of sick perverts are they?

[weddingcrasher]

....the fuck is an "Eva"?

[invisible_one]

[Not bothered by yelling at all. Used to it by now. Kagami tends to yell and scream like a banshee.]

Yes. Especially those who resist a lot.

And I don't know. Sometimes muns make muses for sole purpose of sex games.

[Again blunt.]

[gendos_puppet]

I don't think Muns work like that

[idkworldruler]

Good luck with high jacking your mun's brain.

[dummkopf]

[Oh no. The floodgates have probably just been opened.

STARING. So much staring.]

An Evangelion? [Flattest voice ever. OH COME ON, everyone knows what an Evangelion is B|]

[weddingcrasher]

[The staring makes Nena uncomfortable.]

Oh, right! An Evangelion!

...That's a kind of Gundam, isn't it?

[dummkopf]

[His calm indifference is wearing on her, beginning to piss her the hell off more and more by the second. So many things can trigger a very reactionary response out of her, but there's one thing that manage to do so above all others. That.

Consider the critical breaking point to blow-up passed.]

I don't see anything to be so calm about here!

[invisible_one]

[See? Nothing beats the ultimate poker face of his. Nothing.]

Is there something to be worried about?

[dummkopf]

[UGH. Does Ayanami have to be everywhere she is?]

What would you know, First Child?

[dummkopf]

[You know, when you put it like that....]

She just needs a little persuasion. [Which of course will be successful. Asuka is nothing but charming and charismatic, right?]

[gendos_puppet]

I've been with my mun for a long time. I know how it works.