so rusty... so very very rusty...

[sugartitties]

You interrupted my lemon meringue pie time for this? I'd prefer to stay on dessert planet than go back to that dump, fuck you very much.

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[anamelessdemonlord]

That...does sound nice.

Perhaps it would be best to take some and eat it elsewhere?

[sugartitties]

My slut of a mun won't let me. I can't have my cake and eat it, too. It's either stay at the planet and "terrorize" the candy people or be stuck on the ship with a bunch of boring low-level fuckers.

[anamelessdemonlord]

Low-level? Are you a noble of some sort?

[sugartitties]

An Angel like myself prefer men and maybe women to be at least over the fifty rate of my standards. Fifty being the minimum. I've only met one in that shit ship.

[anamelessdemonlord]

And you decide this in what manner?

[sugartitties]

I'm not going to spread my legs to just anyone. If you want someone to do that, go to my ▓▓▓▓ - sucking sister.

[anamelessdemonlord]

...I was asking how you decided...

[Oh sweet Odin what the hell is going on he is so out of his comfort zone here and he's a god eating super demon.]

[sugartitties]

Haaah? It's my mind, isn't it? I make the decisions on whether or not I think someone's good enough for me.

[anamelessdemonlord]

Yes, but...Surely you have standards by which you make the decision. 'Tastes.'

[He really has no idea why he's sill pursuing this line of conversation.]

[sugartitties]

Do you have trash instead of a brain? That's what I just said.

[in her point of view, anyway.]

[anamelessdemonlord]

Not exactly. You just said you decided. You did not say how.

[sugartitties]

Same differences.

[anamelessdemonlord]

No. They're totally different.

[sugartitties]

Whatever. So what are you supposed to be?

[anamelessdemonlord]

I am a Demon Lord.

[sugartitties]

Ah? A Demon Lord?

[anamelessdemonlord]

Yes. A Demon Lord. I should be aiming to destroy the world, but I'd rather not. There are things in it I like.

[sugartitties]

Such as?

[anamelessdemonlord]

Uhm.

[Congrats, Stocking. You are the first person to embarrass him since he became a demon lord.]

It's a little personal.

[sugartitties]

Is it women?

[anamelessdemonlord]

...Sort of.

[sugartitties]

What kind of women are you into, oh mighty Demon Lord ♥?

[anamelessdemonlord]

[He used to be able to say 'just the Princess' but due to shenanigans, he actually does have a libido now.]

...I don't really know. The kind that put up a fight when I kidnap them? Is that a kind? I am new to all...this.

[sugartitties]

[... a devious smirk dances on her lips.]

Do you tie them up, too?

[anamelessdemonlord]

[Uhm. i am a demon lord and what is this]

It helps sometimes. I use these.

[He lifts up an arm, out of his cloak. Hello, it's a creepy snake which apparently took shape out of nothingness, curling up his arm.]