so rusty... so very very rusty...

[sugartitties]

You interrupted my lemon meringue pie time for this? I'd prefer to stay on dessert planet than go back to that dump, fuck you very much.

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[anamelessdemonlord]

...I was asking how you decided...

[Oh sweet Odin what the hell is going on he is so out of his comfort zone here and he's a god eating super demon.]

[sugartitties]

Haaah? It's my mind, isn't it? I make the decisions on whether or not I think someone's good enough for me.

[anamelessdemonlord]

Yes, but...Surely you have standards by which you make the decision. 'Tastes.'

[He really has no idea why he's sill pursuing this line of conversation.]

[sugartitties]

Do you have trash instead of a brain? That's what I just said.

[in her point of view, anyway.]

[anamelessdemonlord]

Not exactly. You just said you decided. You did not say how.

[sugartitties]

Same differences.

[anamelessdemonlord]

No. They're totally different.

[sugartitties]

Whatever. So what are you supposed to be?

[anamelessdemonlord]

I am a Demon Lord.

[sugartitties]

Ah? A Demon Lord?

[anamelessdemonlord]

Yes. A Demon Lord. I should be aiming to destroy the world, but I'd rather not. There are things in it I like.

[sugartitties]

Such as?

[anamelessdemonlord]

Uhm.

[Congrats, Stocking. You are the first person to embarrass him since he became a demon lord.]

It's a little personal.

[sugartitties]

Is it women?

[anamelessdemonlord]

...Sort of.

[sugartitties]

What kind of women are you into, oh mighty Demon Lord ♥?

[anamelessdemonlord]

[He used to be able to say 'just the Princess' but due to shenanigans, he actually does have a libido now.]

...I don't really know. The kind that put up a fight when I kidnap them? Is that a kind? I am new to all...this.

[sugartitties]

[... a devious smirk dances on her lips.]

Do you tie them up, too?

[anamelessdemonlord]

[Uhm. i am a demon lord and what is this]

It helps sometimes. I use these.

[He lifts up an arm, out of his cloak. Hello, it's a creepy snake which apparently took shape out of nothingness, curling up his arm.]

[sugartitties]

[o-oh... she stands uncomfortably as her eyes fixate on the snake curling around his arm.]

A-Ah, I bet you grip them tighter if they struggle.

[anamelessdemonlord]

[Well, this is odd, but he's rolling with it.]

I do. These are very good for finding weak spots.

[The snake gives a little roar. It's quite a small one, about the size of the average rope.]

But I use these to restrain the ones who don't give up easily.

[At that, a far larger one emerges from his cloak, thicker than his arm.]

[sugartitties]

... Would you like to give me a demonstration?

[anamelessdemonlord]

...Excuse me?

[sugartitties]

Did I fucking stutter? I said a demonstration. If you can't then at least keep talking until I reach my peak.

[anamelessdemonlord]

If...That's really what you desire.

[He doesn't move, but a small army of the smaller snakes shoot out at bullet velocities from his cloak and strangely enough, emerging from the ground. As he says, they're good at finding weak spots, winding around areas above and below joints.]