voicetesting for as-yet-undefined reasons

[starches]

Soo-oo-oo.

You've done this -- the girl-version this -- before, so I guess you're kinda good at it, right?  And it's not like I'm a total stranger for you, all things considered.  Don't look so nervous, mun-friend.  This is gonna work out just fine. 

(Or fine for you, anyway.  Yeah, I would have been okay not thinking about that part, but you weren't planning on going there anyway, so we're all good.)

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[wasabi_peas]

[And now it's back in his corner and keeping a conversation going just isn't one of his strong suits.]

...What shall we discuss, then? I'm open to suggestions.

[starches]

I, uh.

[Flail, flail, flail.]

There has to be something not awful we could talk about.

[wasabi_peas]

Work? That might be acceptable. Though it could be debated that work also falls under something awful.

[MORE FLAILING AND HE HAS ONE LESS ARM TO IT WITH, OKAY.]

[starches]

Ye-ahhh, that... is kind of the punchline to the sick joke that is our lives, isn’t it?

[wasabi_peas]

I suppose that it is, yes. Something akin to a bad punchline.

[starches]

It's either a bad punchline or an epic tragedy. Maybe both. Although the second one sounds way better.