considering ataraxion

[ubercharge]

Zat is... most unfortunate. I do not appreciate having to fight for my position in your applikation list. Vith another doctor at zat! One with less panache. Lezs doves. He has a cane! Mein gott, I have a Syringe Gun!

Fraulein Mun, there are things to be done. Bodies to be bent. Vhen you are done vasting my time, let me know.

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[theblogger]

[ Okay. Accent aside... ]

Either way, we could use more physicians on staff there.

Not sure how a syringe gun might go over, though.

[ubercharge]

Ja, it is important for thick skinned dogs in ze battlefield.

[he sees no problems with it. do you have a problem with it?]

[theblogger]

[ John sort of has a problem with it, but he's also a little fatally curious. ]

You just shoot them at soldiers? What do you put in them?

[ubercharge]

Zey are like bullets, my syringes. Zey are used to incapacitate.

[overdosing]

Well, that's just stupid. There are plenty of other tools that are more efficient for bludgeoning than a cane.

[ubercharge]

It is not... used as a veapon.

[He is shaking his head solemnly at the notion.]

[overdosing]

[OH THE HORROR. Medic covers his mouth with a hand.]

Why ever not?

[ubercharge]

Because, he uses it to walk, the scheisskopf.

[overdosing]

...Well, that's a letdown. Why would he put himself through such suffering when he could just have replacements built for him?

[hasstandards]

Wait, you actually want to go to one of these games?

[ubercharge]

Fraulein Mundane gives me no bodies to vork vith! I am bored and it is not befitting a Medic of my status!

[hasstandards]

What, can't find something else to entertain you? Surely you've got other hobbies, Doc.

[pocketsurgeon]

Maybe ze ozer doctor has qualities you lack.

[Like not being on RED for starters.]

Vat ist ze place she ist sending you? Ein most cases it von't be somevere you vant to go in ze first place. You might nicht be allowed to bring your gun oder your doves. Haff you considered zat?

[ubercharge]

You are a BLU Medic! Vhy vould I trust your vords? Of course I considered it! She assures me I will be catered for!

[pocketsurgeon]

Tch. Vat difference does it make? Ve aren't fighting here.