well look whos being a grumpy AU today

[breakingbonds]

conGRATULATIONS MUN! you DID IT! you MADE THE ACCOUNT!

Now set that account on the ground and step the fuck away. And don't you even dare think about trying to play me somewhere. I really don't have time for that kind of shit.

[>:(]

Mun, no amount of sassing in brackets is going to get me to even slightly care what you think.

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[mementoanimus]

[...Whhhhy.]

Do you even do anything?

[Seriously, aside from what he can only guess is that comic.]

[withthisherringseal]

...I don't think he does.

[mementoanimus]

And then there was a universe where everyone was...

[Nope. Not going there. He is sooooo UNSURE about this, other self.]

[withthisherringseal]

Let's not go there and say we did.

[No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, noooooooooooooooooo-- That's literally all that's going through his head right now.]

[mementoanimus]

Deal.

[...Same, pretty much.]

[breakingbonds]

Hey, I'm a pretty busy guy. Considering that I, y'know saved the world and everyone on it. All by myself.

Seriously, Miss. Munny here should be down on her knees begging for an autograph.

[mementoanimus]

...I doubt it. [Rood much. How was this even a possibility how can you ignore Pharos]

[breakingbonds]

Doubt all you want. But just because your fight against Nyx was apparently so miserable doesn't mean that I was as much as a wimp as you.

[After reaching Doucheness rank 3, "Unpleasant" he gained the choice to just sleep though the kid's midnight visits. And proceded to do so for every one from that point on. It kinda bummed Pharos out.]

[hyenapriestess]

[...Mun, this guy is weird, why would you even push me into talking with him? You should know be--

...Are you even listening?]

That isn't nice...

[breakingbonds]

And that matters because....?

[hyenapriestess]

Because it doesn't sit well with anyone else?

[Seriously, blue-haired kid, what even...]

[breakingbonds]

...Do I need to repeat myself?

[theappriser]

Alongside bracket text exist muns, the bearers of cruelty.

[ Nyx Avatar seems to sympathize. Or something. It's a little hard to tell given his complete lack of expression besides that smile. ]

[breakingbonds]

Oh look, you managed to say something that isn't pure bullshit arcana symbolism. Clearly this is a stunning sign of you showing actual progress. I'm sure you'll be integrated within human society in less than a week.

[withthisherringseal]

[> ...A you who bears not the Universe Arcana, not the Fool Arcana, but the Middle Finger Arcana.

> ...What kind of crack did your other self smoke?]

...

[...Whoops, speechless.]

[breakingbonds]

[> Whatever kind would get that idiot from student council angry. So, basically any kind.]

...

[Two can play the silence game.]

[episodeherself]

...Wow, but you're kind of a dick.

[breakingbonds]

That's not an uncommon observation.

[episodeherself]

I can't even imagine why.

[breakingbonds]

I'm sure you'll figure it out, dollface.

[notsogrimreaper]

[And out of nowhere... a strange urge to run overwhelms you.

The terror makes blood pump to your legs. Have to get out before...]

MINATO-KUN!

[...a wild Ryoji tackles you.]

[breakingbonds]

AHGSKFHBWFOWEBFVOFGUDOFGEWOU

[The enemy is down! Prepare for an all out attack?]

[notsogrimreaper]

[YES.]

Oh my god, Minato-kun! I missed you so much! I was so worried that you didn't get out of the Seal too! And it was so lonely in the Game, even though I made lots of friends, and even a girlfriend, but none of them were you, of course, even though I looked for you everywhere, and-

[breakingbonds]

[LIMBS... FLAILING... EVERYWHERE...] geddoff geddoff GEDDOFF GET OFF!

[The enemy has recovered!]

Are you going to do that to every Minato you find?! Because, whoa, what a shocker, I am not actually the Minato you're looking for! I'm pretty against being sealed in any kind of seal, for one thing!

[doudemoe]

[....nope, not touching this one. Even if your mun is ecstatic to see this version of you.]