well look whos being a grumpy AU today

[breakingbonds]

conGRATULATIONS MUN! you DID IT! you MADE THE ACCOUNT!

Now set that account on the ground and step the fuck away. And don't you even dare think about trying to play me somewhere. I really don't have time for that kind of shit.

[>:(]

Mun, no amount of sassing in brackets is going to get me to even slightly care what you think.

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[mementoanimus]

[...Whhhhy.]

Do you even do anything?

[Seriously, aside from what he can only guess is that comic.]

[withthisherringseal]

...I don't think he does.

[hyenapriestess]

[...Mun, this guy is weird, why would you even push me into talking with him? You should know be--

...Are you even listening?]

That isn't nice...

[theappriser]

Alongside bracket text exist muns, the bearers of cruelty.

[ Nyx Avatar seems to sympathize. Or something. It's a little hard to tell given his complete lack of expression besides that smile. ]

[breakingbonds]

And that matters because....?

[mementoanimus]

And then there was a universe where everyone was...

[Nope. Not going there. He is sooooo UNSURE about this, other self.]

[breakingbonds]

Hey, I'm a pretty busy guy. Considering that I, y'know saved the world and everyone on it. All by myself.

Seriously, Miss. Munny here should be down on her knees begging for an autograph.

[hyenapriestess]

Because it doesn't sit well with anyone else?

[Seriously, blue-haired kid, what even...]

[withthisherringseal]

Let's not go there and say we did.

[No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, noooooooooooooooooo-- That's literally all that's going through his head right now.]

[breakingbonds]

...Do I need to repeat myself?

[mementoanimus]

...I doubt it. [Rood much. How was this even a possibility how can you ignore Pharos]

[mementoanimus]

Deal.

[...Same, pretty much.]

[withthisherringseal]

[> ...A you who bears not the Universe Arcana, not the Fool Arcana, but the Middle Finger Arcana.

> ...What kind of crack did your other self smoke?]

...

[...Whoops, speechless.]

[breakingbonds]

Oh look, you managed to say something that isn't pure bullshit arcana symbolism. Clearly this is a stunning sign of you showing actual progress. I'm sure you'll be integrated within human society in less than a week.

[breakingbonds]

[> Whatever kind would get that idiot from student council angry. So, basically any kind.]

...

[Two can play the silence game.]

[breakingbonds]

Doubt all you want. But just because your fight against Nyx was apparently so miserable doesn't mean that I was as much as a wimp as you.

[After reaching Doucheness rank 3, "Unpleasant" he gained the choice to just sleep though the kid's midnight visits. And proceded to do so for every one from that point on. It kinda bummed Pharos out.]

[mementoanimus]

[Mun. Mun, can he please punch him with his BADASS Courage stat?

...Right. Not worth the effort. Wouldn't change him at all.]

At least I tried. [And this is why we bro with Ryoji/Pharos on the other side od the door. :| Seriously there are no words for the disappoint.]

[breakingbonds]

And died! Good job with that.

[mementoanimus]

But not alone, like you'll most likely end up.

[Die and have friends, go on wandering alone... yeah. He picks the former.]

[breakingbonds]

There are too many good ways to respond to that to choose from. How about a mix of "oh yes you have changed my life forever, i'll go bake the former members of SEES a cake right now," and "go apologize to the cheesy movie you stole that line from."

[mementoanimus]

[Yeah, bad choice self? If that was meant to egg him on or piss him off, then sorry. You dun failed. No amount of middle finger Arcana will be enough for the emo-seal. Instead he's just gonna keep chillin' here. Not even bothered.]

[breakingbonds]

[Well, pretty much anything he ever says is meant to do that to somebody. But going into silent protag mode, huh? Wow, the one thing they have in common.]

[mementoanimus]

[It's them. What do you expect.

But no seriously, keep trying. He's got an eternity, after all.]

[breakingbonds]

[What do I expect? Pretty much exactly this.]

[Eventually though, as one of them doesn't have quite as much of said eternity to waste right now:]

So. You going to keep loitering here forever?

[mementoanimus]

[Well, there you go, then.]

Maybe. [Dude you smoked and drank with Mutatsu-san and you don't have time to loiter? Laaame.]