voicetesting, also the mun can't stop playing white 2

[eternallyblue]

Come on, you've got to be kidding me! You're even slower than him! I know you got the newest game the other day, but seriously-- you can play as long as you want and you'll still never beat me when you get to the World Tournament. I doubt you can even beat whatever new Champion is running around over there! So how about doing something useful for once?!

[Your canon point isn't even that far you're from the original games you dummy--]

Tch, who cares! The point stands that you sure can't beat me, and that you need to hurry up and get off your butt. You've had my account laying around for weeks at this point, and you still haven't made up your mind? How pathetic! I guess I should be impressed you can pick which foot to step on when you get out of bed in the morning!

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[palletless]

...you're always so rude.

[THIS IS ALL HE HAS TO SAY TO YOU MISTER]

[gentle]

[haha awww check this babby out.]

You're quite confident in your skills.

[eternallyblue]

[YOU NEED TO GO]

I'm just telling the truth! Just because they're stupider than a Slowpoke doesn't mean I'm gonna shut up and let them walk all over me like you!

[eternallyblue]

[aw hell nah hippy pokemon man he will kick your ass]

Why shouldn't I be! I'm a Champion of the Kanto Region, not to mention my gramps is the greatest authority on Pokemon out there!

[Ex-Champion to be exact but who's counting]

it didn't even take two comments for this to happen

[palletless]

[IS THAT ANY WAY TO TALK TO YOUR DEARLY-DEPARTED FRIEND?]

...slowpoke are actually pretty smart. You'd know that if you were more intelligent.

setting new records on maturity since 1996

[eternallyblue]

[HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU'RE DEAD YOU WON'T TELL HIM]

Hah! I know way more about Pokemon than you do, and you know it! Just because they have psychic powers doesn't mean they even know how to use 'em right until they evolve.

[so take that you butt]

[gentle]

[gurlfran please, he has zorua in his hair that are older and bigger than you.]

Eh? From my understanding, the champion of the Kanto Region is a young man named Red. Or is that whom I'm addressing?

[hE'S COUNTING BECAUSE NUMBERS ARE IMPORTANT WITHOUT NUMBERS WE'RE???? NOTHING??????]

[eternallyblue]

[NO YOU DON'T NEED TO COUNT THIS TIME THOUGH REALLY IT'S NOT IMPORTANT]

Hmph. No, I'm Blue. Red is the Champion right now, but I was the Champion before him!

[Explained in the most begrudging tone ever still not faaaiirrr]

they clearly stole all the maturity up for themselves, none left for the later gens

[palletless]

[WHY WOULD HE EVER TELL YOU????????????????

Also don't mind as Red sassily flips out his pokedex.]

Slowpoke, the Dopey Pokemon. Despite their apparent unintelligence, they are very gentle and caring, as well as skilled anglers.

There's more kinds of smarts than just book smarts, you know.

not here-

[palletless]

[You mad? Sure sound mad there, Blue.]

also not here

[eternallyblue]

[SHUT UP HE WILL CHALLENGE YOU TO A REMATCH RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW BY MEW]

i guess that kind of explains gold and pearl

[eternallyblue]

[If that wasn't his grandpa's pokedex he would slap you tbh]

Yeah, like being a good babysitter is gonna matter when you're facing down Hitmonlee. [Geez!!!!!] All that's good for is getting them some lunch or a Shellder. Sure that's fine on it's own, but it's not gonna win them anything good!

i dunno what it says about ruby/sapphire tbh since they're parallel...

[palletless]

[#strategic]

...you still don't get it, do you Blue?

[Wow, maybe Red should try to do the ghost of christmas something and trick you in to changing your ways]

maybe it shifts depending on whose universe it is

[eternallyblue]

[Hey hey he's gotten much better since the last time you saw him!! Before he would've just used Slowpokes as EXP fodder!]

What's there to get? [Come on this is basic Pokemo Training 101 stuff]

well lets face it red has more swag ssssso...

[palletless]

[Still need a damn Christmas miracle.]

Some pokemon don't have to be strong at battling. Not every pokemon is built for that.

nope

[eternallyblue]

[Eeeeeye roooooooll.] Whatever. If you wanna be the best fisherman in the area, go ahead, but I bet you'd do better using a Bug-type's String Shot anyway, or a Chansey if you want the world's best nursery.

[Frankly he doesn't know why you wouldn't want to be strong at battling!!]

[gentle]

[HAHAHA WOW and N thought his life sucked.]

I see... So he defeated you... Well, no matter, right? For there is always room to improve and grow. The bond between you and your Pokemon can only strengthen from such an experience.

[he's just trying to be optimistic ok]

[eternallyblue]

[WOW SHUT UP at least his dad didn't try to take over the world or something]

Seriously? You talk like all the old folks that hang around Viridian Forest. [weeeeeirdooooo]

Whatever, I don't care! My Pokemon and I'll get stronger, and then one day I'll beat him for sure.

[gentle]

[YEAH WHATEVER AT LEAST HE HAS A DAD YOU LITTLE--]

That's...

[he honestly has no idea what to say about that, he's going to guess that's a good thing. maybe he sounds sagely...and full of wisdom...]

I will choose to take that as a compliment. More importantly, though, there is more to Pokemon battles than just strength and defeating your opponent. Perhaps that is why you always lose to Red, because he understands something about his Pokemon that you do not?

[creative_lovebug]

The World Tournament is amazing. You look like a strong trainer.

[eternallyblue]

[AT LEAST HE HAD AT LEAST ONE COOL PARENTAL FIGURE YOU WEIRD OLD MAN]

Now you're starting to sound like my Gramps. [Said with a bit of a scoff.] He said I didn't care about them the right way the way Red did. He's pretty good at what he does, so I'll give you that.

[eternallyblue]

Of course I am! I'm the Leader of the Viridian Gym and Ex-Champion of the Indigo Plateau! You're one of the competitors in the tournament, right?

[gentle]

[HIS DAD WAS TOTALLY COOL OKAY YOU NEED TO LEARN TO RESPECT YOUR ELDERS]

If the authority on Pokemon and someone such as myself, who is able to speak with Pokemon, are telling you such a thing, then perhaps it's high time you looked into the matter? Your current way of doing things has proven to be futile in achieving your goal of defeating Red, correct? That means you should consider a new perspective.

[gosh he talks so much, but he's just so excited to share all his new-found wisdom with a random human.....]

[eternallyblue]

[YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM YOU SMELL WEIRD]

Hey, who asked you?! [No wait, man. Come on, Blue! You were trying to be better than this! You're a gym leader now, after all! He took in a breath, and let it out with a bit of a huff.] It's not like I'm not trying. I haven't even talked to that idiot in a few months anyway, I just haven't gotten a chance to show it!

[creative_lovebug]

Really? Quite an impressive young man you are. [He nodded.]

Yes, I am. I am also the leader of the Castelia City gym. The name is Burgh. [He held a hand out.] I specialize in bug types.