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[slyest]

It’s been nearly half a year since this arrangement between us began.

I believe that I have fulfilled my end of the bargain.

Now, I want to have a little fun.

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[slyest]

I should prefer there not be any thunder or lightning involved.

[fotlenke]

Go spelunking.

[slyest]

And what purpose would that serve?

[fotlenke]

Fun. That thing you never do.

[resolvere]

[Oh, wow, six months, such a long time for a god, right? Have a little patience, dude. Not that she'll say that because she's too good and awesome to go there, but seriously. Calm your pasty chesticles.

Not that she can say anything, of course. She's just a white wolf, don't you kn—pffthahahahaha. She's just going to stare up quietly, tail flopping about in clear judgment.]

[slyest]

[ He sees your judgment, Amaterasu. ]

What is it you find wanting about my words? Know you not how dull and tiresome life can be?

[resolvere]

[She can't help it! It's part of being the creator of everything ever, she sometimes has to pass judgment on things. Oh, will you go into the belly of the Water Dragon to fetch the orb we need, will you do this in order to save all of Nippon from the clutches of evil? Judging it worthy, yes. Yes, she will, and yes she did.

Quick decisions need to be made sometimes! And she's decided that this is some serious bullshit on several levels. Also, hope he doesn't mind her pawing his coat because how many cows died for this to be made? Seriously, what gives with all the leather?

Also, what gives with that question, sir; of course she does. She spent a hundred years as a stone statue of her former male self, okay, she gets it.

Are you asking that rhetorically?]

(I'm trying to keep him from getting snarky because snarking off to Loki is bad xD)

[fuck_orders]

What kind of fun?

[He already doesn't trust you.]

snark is a-okay!

[slyest]

[ Oh, come now, Carlos. Live a little. ]

The sort that provides the most enjoyment, of course. What might that be for you?

[fuck_orders]

Nothing you'd want to do.
[Killing zombies, taking out Umbrella, that sort of thing.]

[the_gardens_apple]

Only six months?

[Really? You're cranky after six months? Oh come on. She knows you're immortal. Don't make her pull out the 'thou shalts' just to make you feel at home.]

[slyest]

Not the longest span of time, surely, but it has been far from exciting.

[the_gardens_apple]

[She just raises an eyebrow at you. Magical she is, though she's hiding her deeper nature from him.]

And you have never experienced lulls before? I find that hard to fathom, Sir Loki.

[grays]

The kind of fun that comes at the price of others' well-being? People who don't have such things planned don't usually talk like you do.

[slyest]

You presume that I am like these others of whom you speak. I am not.

[grays]

...Oh.

Forgive me, then. I'm very sorry.

[adorabadass]

Half a year really isn't that long, you know.

[slyest]

Boredom often makes time seem to stand still.

[veryastute]

May I inquire, Mister Laufeyson-- will 'fun' include explosions and mayhem, perchance?

[slyest]

Perhaps. Though, as promised, not in your vicinity.

[put_the_hammer_down]

Your idea of "fun" lately concerns me, brother.

[fuck_orders]

Do I really want to know what he means by that?
[No Carlos, no you don't.]

[slyest]

The great Thor concerned by what, precisely?