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[slyest]

It’s been nearly half a year since this arrangement between us began.

I believe that I have fulfilled my end of the bargain.

Now, I want to have a little fun.

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[slyest]

I should prefer there not be any thunder or lightning involved.

yep! it fits!

[slyest]

I am not interested in dramatic effect, Stark. That seems more your purview than mine.

[fotlenke]

Go spelunking.

[slyest]

And what purpose would that serve?

[resolvere]

[Oh, wow, six months, such a long time for a god, right? Have a little patience, dude. Not that she'll say that because she's too good and awesome to go there, but seriously. Calm your pasty chesticles.

Not that she can say anything, of course. She's just a white wolf, don't you kn—pffthahahahaha. She's just going to stare up quietly, tail flopping about in clear judgment.]

[fotlenke]

Fun. That thing you never do.

[slyest]

[ He sees your judgment, Amaterasu. ]

What is it you find wanting about my words? Know you not how dull and tiresome life can be?

[slyest]

Simply because our definitions of the term are incompatible does not mean I lack it.

[fotlenke]

I am so sorry, but I think the happiness nymph just perished upon your lie.

(I'm trying to keep him from getting snarky because snarking off to Loki is bad xD)

[fuck_orders]

What kind of fun?

[He already doesn't trust you.]

[the_gardens_apple]

Only six months?

[Really? You're cranky after six months? Oh come on. She knows you're immortal. Don't make her pull out the 'thou shalts' just to make you feel at home.]

yes he does

[slyest]

As I've put forth nothing for you to purchase, I cannot see why you would.

[ And now there's the taking everything literally game. ]

[resolvere]

[She can't help it! It's part of being the creator of everything ever, she sometimes has to pass judgment on things. Oh, will you go into the belly of the Water Dragon to fetch the orb we need, will you do this in order to save all of Nippon from the clutches of evil? Judging it worthy, yes. Yes, she will, and yes she did.

Quick decisions need to be made sometimes! And she's decided that this is some serious bullshit on several levels. Also, hope he doesn't mind her pawing his coat because how many cows died for this to be made? Seriously, what gives with all the leather?

Also, what gives with that question, sir; of course she does. She spent a hundred years as a stone statue of her former male self, okay, she gets it.

Are you asking that rhetorically?]

[grays]

The kind of fun that comes at the price of others' well-being? People who don't have such things planned don't usually talk like you do.

[slyest]

If that is so, I shall not weep for her passing.

[fotlenke]

[ She makes a face and then, in a mock of Loki's voice, says: ] If that is so~

[olympic_lion]

Did not.

[Is Herc taking up the title of 'Happiness Nymph?' YES HE IS]

[fotlenke]

Oh. You just want Hebe to pop out.

[slyest]

[ Perhaps Amaterasu would enjoy meeting Thor's hammer, Mjolnir. Then they might both judge the worth of all they meet. And no doubt all save Thor will be found unworthy then too.

He's put up with much more than a wolf-god pawing at his coat. Unlike the beasts which gave their lives so that it might exist, he will survive. ]

I ask merely to understand why you take issue with what I've said.

[olympic_lion]

What, suggest you that just because my dear wife collects Beanie Babies and I don't, she suits the post better? For shame, milady.

...Even though it's true, for shame!

snark is a-okay!

[slyest]

[ Oh, come now, Carlos. Live a little. ]

The sort that provides the most enjoyment, of course. What might that be for you?

[fotlenke]

She's tiny and she's gullible.





And she went to the movies with Sylvie. You're out of luck.

[slyest]

Not the longest span of time, surely, but it has been far from exciting.

[slyest]

You presume that I am like these others of whom you speak. I am not.

[grays]

...Oh.

Forgive me, then. I'm very sorry.