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[justcrywolf]

... okay.

Keep studying Wikipedia and one day you'll be a real girl. You have my word like your very own sparkling, fairy godmother. And sure, sure, you can laugh. It's a metaphor. It's a pun. Whatever the hell you like.

Fucking Wiki. Unbelievable.

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[winter_raven]

You sound like me in high school.

[justcrywolf]

Angry and dramatic. You must have been a lovely person.

[winter_raven]

I was the best-dressed social outcast in Portland.

Teenagers are supposed to be pissy and dramatic. What's your excuse?

[justcrywolf]

Don't feel like making one up, so tell me Morticia - what's the use?

[winter_raven]

Morticia?

[Grin.]

Flatterer.

What's the use of what? Being pissy and dramatic? You tell me.

[justcrywolf]

No, I mean. What's the use of your somewhat bitchy approach to new people? You have a pretty smile, you could get by.

[winter_raven]

Response to your own snark.

You like backhanded compliments, I take it. I do way more than 'get by'.

[unreadability]

Do spare the feminists the outrage; by considering your utterances in greater depth when addressing a member of the female sex.

[justcrywolf]

... now, this definitely feels like high school. Jesus.

[unreadability]

Being the youngest amongst us, it's rarely my age which is remarked upon.

[justcrywolf]

It's your charming disposition. I know, we've been over this.

[unreadability]

With Jean Louis, perhaps.

[justcrywolf]

With everyone. Are you even aware how hard it is to sell you to the public? It's like trying to sell a goddamn porcupine on constant PMS. Exciting for ten minutes, then no.

[ladyreynard]

My my, aren't we the snarky bastard.

[justcrywolf]

No, I'm actually pretty nice.

[ladyreynard]

Actions speak louder than words they say. And words speak louder than intentions, pretty boy.

[justcrywolf]

And here I was, trying to seem nice and bitchy at the same time. Wasted efforts, fuck that shit.

[ladyreynard]

So which will you settle on?

[justcrywolf]

I kinda want to be both.

[thethird]

Wiki is a beginner's tool, but it's still a tool. No shame in using it.

[justcrywolf]

Tell me you're kidding.

[thethird]

Nope.

[justcrywolf]

D-fucking-minus. You utter failure.

[thethird]

It's not like I'm encouraging my students to use Wiki instead of source texts and secondary literature, but if they want to get an overview of what material's available, Google and Wiki are completely acceptable points of departure.

[justcrywolf]

You're one lazy-arse professor, Hänsel. Do your kids a favour and write that overview yourself.