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[justcrywolf]

... okay.

Keep studying Wikipedia and one day you'll be a real girl. You have my word like your very own sparkling, fairy godmother. And sure, sure, you can laugh. It's a metaphor. It's a pun. Whatever the hell you like.

Fucking Wiki. Unbelievable.

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[winter_raven]

You sound like me in high school.

[justcrywolf]

Angry and dramatic. You must have been a lovely person.

[unreadability]

Do spare the feminists the outrage; by considering your utterances in greater depth when addressing a member of the female sex.

[winter_raven]

I was the best-dressed social outcast in Portland.

Teenagers are supposed to be pissy and dramatic. What's your excuse?

[justcrywolf]

... now, this definitely feels like high school. Jesus.

[justcrywolf]

Don't feel like making one up, so tell me Morticia - what's the use?

[unreadability]

Being the youngest amongst us, it's rarely my age which is remarked upon.

[winter_raven]

Morticia?

[Grin.]

Flatterer.

What's the use of what? Being pissy and dramatic? You tell me.

[justcrywolf]

It's your charming disposition. I know, we've been over this.

[justcrywolf]

No, I mean. What's the use of your somewhat bitchy approach to new people? You have a pretty smile, you could get by.

[unreadability]

With Jean Louis, perhaps.

[ladyreynard]

My my, aren't we the snarky bastard.

[winter_raven]

Response to your own snark.

You like backhanded compliments, I take it. I do way more than 'get by'.

[justcrywolf]

With everyone. Are you even aware how hard it is to sell you to the public? It's like trying to sell a goddamn porcupine on constant PMS. Exciting for ten minutes, then no.

[justcrywolf]

But the important question is - do you study by Wiki?

[winter_raven]

Wiki's a jumping off point for studying new things sometimes. But a lot of what I have to study isn't on a wiki. I'm lucky if it's in books, and not on scrolls I have to handle with gloves more delicate than the ones I normally wear.

[justcrywolf]

No, I'm actually pretty nice.

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[unreadability]

I've chosen my image carefully. I'm fully prepared to stand by that choice.

[justcrywolf]

Scrolls. Seriously?

[justcrywolf]

Right, okay. Next time, just don't try. Please. It's the biggest mess I've ever seen.

[ladyreynard]

Actions speak louder than words they say. And words speak louder than intentions, pretty boy.

[winter_raven]

Seriously. Parchment and all fraying at the edges and written in almost ineligible script. Better than Wiki, since it's a primary source.

You more of a book person, given your dislike of Wiki stuff?

[justcrywolf]

And here I was, trying to seem nice and bitchy at the same time. Wasted efforts, fuck that shit.

[unreadability]

You make your living by selling a distorted truth, if not lies by the most common definition, Monsieur Fortesque.