Gazing at lastvoyages

[sterilizes]

Of all the games, the one that interests you involves me being on a prison-type ship. Great. Sign me up for 'Love Boat', mun, and hope I don't drop the soap in there; I might give a dozen ageing perverts cancer.

Worst first date ever.

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[gonefission]

...an odd name for a prison.

[sterilizes]

Odd you're more concerned about the name than the idea of prison sex.

[gonefission]

One is practically a fact of life, the other is just. Weird.

[sterilizes]

I don't think 'S.S. Buttfuck' would get as many applicants, somehow.

[tricksterschoice]

Uh, okay, just ewww.

SYLVIE! dfjn-- I haven't read up to her, yet, s-so I hope you don't mind!

[sterilizes]

Something wrong, Blondie?

it's okay milady! you're so sweet!

[tricksterschoice]

Uh, Love Boat in a prison...generally is eww.

[sterilizes]

You're seriously not this dumb, right?

[tricksterschoice]

You did not just visualize what I just visualized.

[sterilizes]

I try not to think about having my first time in prison. I'm not a pervert like someone clearly is.

sadfjks Hazmat yes good

[peektuttut]

Um - I don't think you'll really have to worry about that here.

I am a terrible Hazmat, stop being happy

[sterilizes]

Sure. Next thing I know, you'll be telling me to pick up that soap and I'll be doing the world a favor by sterilizing you.

NO I REFUSE sob I just started reading AA so I'm super excited period :c

[peektuttut]

What? Woah, woah - first of all, inmate showers are separated, and, second - it isn't that kind of prison.

...Also, 'sterilizing?'

I have a serious allergy to joy and excitement D:

[sterilizes]

Sterilizing. Yeah, pretty sure that's what I said. You ever take basic sex ed, or am I going to have to explain how babies are made?

Here's a hint: there's no crane involved.

oh well here have some alergy meds cause this is excitement B]

[peektuttut]

Cute. I'm sure you have loads of friends with an attitude like that. I meant it more in a 'you're wearing a hazmat suit, maybe you want to walk about that' way, but never mind.

[megamind]

While I'd be happy to welcome you aboard the S.S. Failed Rehab... Face it, nobody really wants to be here. Still, it'll be nice have to someone else in the costumed set come along!

And while I love the helmet, but the color scheme has got to go. Seriously, are you trying to blind us?

[sterilizes]

Sorry, I'm still waiting for Louis Vuitton to release their spring range of designer hazmat suits.

[megamind]

What, you don't have a good Minion to work for you? Are you a newb at this?

[sterilizes]

Newb or not, I could still kick your ass, Blue.

[megamind]

Tsh, whatever. I have amazing creations at my fingertips! What do you have other than hazmat suit louder than the last GWAR concert I was at?

[keepsthemsafe]

Okay. First of all, droppin' the soap? That's a myth. I know with the word "penal" it might get people to think about it, but yeah. Never actually seen it happen from the outside, people are usually a lot more direct.

[Shane you suck.]

Second...I hate to ask but magic cancer rays would be taken away pretty quickly.

[sterilizes]

Great. Nothing better than having middle age creeps come up and just ask to get laid.

[Hazmat agrees. Then again, she thinks everyone sucks.]

...Yeah, this is me not holding my breath. If the Doc can't cure me, I doubt the head of the Love Boat can.

[keepsthemsafe]

[this'd be the part where Rick would come up and hit him really hard in the back of the head. Or call him a moron.] Yes. ask. Exactly.

What precisely needs curing? I mean are y'all...what. Is that like some bubble girl kind of thing? You want me to get you a deck of cards?

[sterilizes]

Bubble--

[Her mun may be laughing, but Hazmat isn't. Uncool, bro.]

Take your cards and stick them up your ass.

[keepsthemsafe]

[He had to try. He had to. Although because this is still season 1 shane nesting in feelings of comfort and not homicidal asshole behavior he'll hold up his hands] Don't bite my head off, I was asking a question. No harm in asking any kind of questions right?

...Joke may not have been called for and for that I do apologize. [How can you resist that Georgia accent. how]