After seeing the new Phineas and Ferb

[big_laundry]

What? It's not like I can't leave my nemesis behind, he's my nemesis! Who else is going to listen to my backstories? Not that lady on the bus, that's who?

And stop saying we're married! I don't even think there's a platypus-human marriage certificate? Can you even get those? How much do those cost? Well, I don't need them or have them because we're not  married! Really!

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[doesntdomuch]

[Perry nods in agreement for once. It's almost as if their muns have never seen nemeses before in their life.]

[big_laundry]

Yeah, I mean, it's not like we're close or anything. Or wear dresses. Or have break ups. Or hug. Or wear each other on underwear. Cause we don't!

[doesntdomuch]

[... Perry facepalms. The first three parts aren't helping at all, Doofenshmirtz.]

[big_laundry]

What? I'm just telling mun all the reasons he shouldn't ship us!

[doesntdomuch]

[Perry pulls out a picture of Peter the Panda and shows it to Doofenshmirtz. If you're going to prove a point, at least make them correct!]

[big_laundry]

Hey that was a one time thing! It's not like it actually happened!

[doesntdomuch]

[He's pretty sure it really happened, Doofenshmirtz.]

[big_laundry]

You can't prove it!

[doesntdomuch]

[Folds his arms and gives him a look. Did you seriously forget that talk show thing?]

[big_laundry]

Well that wasn't like a relationship thing! It's like you WANT them to ship us!

[doesntdomuch]

[Shakes his head firmly. He just wants you to make better points.]

[big_laundry]

Well okay MAYBE there was that one time, but that doesn't prove anything.

[doesntdomuch]

[He nods again, although he still wished he came up with better examples to prove that their relationship was strictly business.]

[big_laundry]

Well we....I'll still take over the Tri-State Area.

[doesntdomuch]

[He gives Doofenshmirtz a look. At this rate, literally everyone will think they're married.]

[big_laundry]

Hey that's totally the fans fault! We're not married. We're not.

[doesntdomuch]

[He knows that, it's just that he wishes that you'd stop making it sound like they're secretly kissing behind everyone's backs.]

[big_laundry]

I'm not making it sound like that! YOU ARE.

[doesntdomuch]

[Glares even harder at Doofenshmirtz. He's not even the one talking here.]

[big_laundry]

You should talk more.

But not much.

[doesntdomuch]

[Folds his arms. Even if he could talk, he wouldn't mention how stupid statement that was.]

[thecutetransfer]

Uh...don't you have friends to talk to? Why does it have to be a "nemesis"?

[big_laundry]

Sure I have lots of friends! There's balloony...but he left. And then there's....

I'm evil okay, I NEED a nemesis.

[thecutetransfer]

Really? You're evil. Shouldn't you want to destroy your nemesis, then? Why feel the need to talk to him about your backstories?

[big_laundry]

It's part of the villain thing! I trap him, tell him my backstory, and then we fight for the fate of the Tristate area!

I mean, if I destroy him, it'd be kind of a hollow victory.

[thecutetransfer]

Actually, I think I can understand that. I once trapped my nemeses and told them my backstory. But I didn't want to fight and it turned out neither did they.

And you'd miss him too much, wouldn't you?

[big_laundry]

Wow that's...wish my nemesis didn't want to fight me.

Uh...maybe...I mean if he was gone a long time.




Yes.

[thecutetransfer]

If your nemesis is an irreplaceable part of your life...try not to ever lose him, okay?

[big_laundry]

Yeah, I'll try strange little boy.

Boy you know a lot about nemesisis. Nemesies?

[thecutetransfer]

....... I'M A GIRL.

[big_laundry]

Okay, strange little girl.

[thecutetransfer]

That's better.

Well I don't like making nemesies. I'd much rather make friends!