very tentative voice testing....

[schrodingers]

whoa ok
you really need to calm those choice mosquito bites of yours and put a lid on all those feelings youve got going on there
seriously youre just letting them pour out with no regard to your cool factor or the general comfort of all awkward middle aged dudes that sit next to emotional girls on subways
that shits just spewing out like the fucking toothpaste you forgot to put the cap back on this morning in your narcoleptic stupor
all stumbling half asleep out of your bathroom with your shabby ass clothes haphazardly draped over your person
blissfully unaware of the minty devastation youve unknowingly wrought upon the flawless porcelain of that majestic counter
(or maybe its bubblegum
i dont know i dont keep track of your taste in hygiene products)
just leaving it slathered everywhere to crust overnight and become that nasty part of the sink that no one wants to clean
and you find it some months down the line and wonder
wow
what asshole left this nasty mint crust everywhere
and then you remember that no one else in your shared household uses that special toothpaste for sensitive teeth
and it slowly begins to dawn on you that youre the nasty mint crust asshole
youve inconvenienced everyone with that toothpaste and now you have to suffer the consequences
which are a persistently dirty sink and stifling passive aggressive judgment from your housemates and any visiting guests that use that bathroom

really though can you at least pick a fucking canon point first
were probably not in it for the long haul since youve got the attention span of a mentally deficient goldfish
but at least it might protect the delicate fibers of your polka dotted skinny jeans from wearing out while you fly by the seat of your pants