I understand you want to try out my voice? I think you'll do fine, although I don't quite understand the meaning of this username— but you know what, that's all right. I need a trim, anyways.
You know, there are plenty of ways to still make this proposal legitimately acceptable. Flowers, chocolates, expensive weekends in Hawaii. I'm not worth any of that to you?
I was disclosing them to you, the web just happened to be there. No one cares. If anything, they're glad I confirmed the hygiene in question exists. Buy yourself a Monet and forget about it.
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