...Excuse me?

[bluesteelranger]

Creator,

Are they serious? Are you serious?! KISS a HUMAN? ....you must be joking. Really. You must be. I will not touch a human especially in such a lustful manner!

::glare::

-Renne

Comments

[froghat]

....

I'd be more worried for the human. They'll probably get a strange alien disease.

[bluesteelranger]

I do not carry any contagions, thank you. My people were a somewhat...notorious type for keeping themselves clean.

[froghat]

It doesn't matter how clean you are, you know. Clean aliens can still transmit diseases. It's because of your weird biology.

Ah, I hope they're not airbourne. I'd rather not have something burst from my stomach, please.

[bluesteelranger]

I assure you. I do not carry any pathogens that can cross the species line and infect Humans.

[froghat]

As far as you know. You look pretty diseased to me.

[bluesteelranger]

On what grounds do you base such an assumption?

[froghat]

You're blue.

And you seem to be really frightened by humans. I'll add "paranoia" to your list of mental problems.

[bluesteelranger]

That is my natural skin...Frghtened, when they wish to harm me, yes. Distrustful? Yes, after several betrayals.

[froghat]

"Betrayals?"

...

Ah, yes, sometimes people move on from their pets and get new ones. I'm not surprised it happened to you.

[bluesteelranger]

::growls:: I am not a 'pet', or do all of you Humans have that stupid superiority complex that somehow, because you are Humans, you are "better" than non-humans? Or wiser? Smarter?

It seems to me Humans could learn from other races.

[froghat]

Bad dog. You're trying to sound like a human again.

There's probably not much to learn. Usually, in movies, trying to learn from aliens get the humans killed in gruesome ways.

[bluesteelranger]

::Hiss::

I am not a dog. Shall I show my teeth to prove it? From Humans, no, there is not. Aside from mating, deceit and how to take a life-form's freedom away.

...Movie? What is that?

[froghat]

Growl at me to show me you're not a dog.

You're ignorant of humans too. You're lowering yourself on the evolutionary scale. Even if that's all some humans think about.

[bluesteelranger]

I have lived around and with Humans for near twelve Human years. I do not believe that qualifies as ignorance. Tell me, what standard do you have in the realms of Friend-Brothers?