...Excuse me?

[bluesteelranger]

Creator,

Are they serious? Are you serious?! KISS a HUMAN? ....you must be joking. Really. You must be. I will not touch a human especially in such a lustful manner!

::glare::

-Renne

Comments

[bluesteelranger]

Ah. I have not tasted bird-flesh. I am only permitted to eat fish at best, unless I must consume meat for survival.

[musicmaestro]

What?! Do you usually eat things after you miss them??

[bluesteelranger]

I do not consume sentient beings, no.

[musicmaestro]

I mean, I have had some sandwiches that were so good I could kiss them, but, I thought we were talking about a different sort of relationship.

[bluesteelranger]

Eh? I...think we are confused.

[musicmaestro]

Yeah, I get that a lot.

All I'm saying is, if that human doesn't work out, I know this gorgeous goose I could introduce you to. You wouldn't believe she's still single!

[bluesteelranger]

I am...not interested in mating with any life-form. I cannot do so, you seel.

[musicmaestro]

No life-forms, huh? Well I think I might have one of those kissable sandwiches still lying around...

[bluesteelranger]

You want me to mate with a...sandwich?

[musicmaestro]

I also have this cupcake if you prefer. A real sweetie.

[bluesteelranger]

I...would not mate but I shall share a meal with you, if you desire.

[musicmaestro]

Well, as long as we're not eating any exes of yours...

[bluesteelranger]

I do not get romantically involved. I assure you, I am a vegetarian and do not consume sentient beings.