Heading to Ink City (For better or worse)

[varmitech]

Geeze LOUISE mun! What in the world have you been working on for so long?? An...An application, isn't that what you said?

Some place called Ink City you're trying to send me off to, huh? Ugh, can't say I'm thrilled, but I am curious if there's a lot of robots and technology...

But as long as those dumb Wild Rats aren't here!

Wait.

They are??

AUGH!! THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR!

They make me so mad! And I keep running into them everywhere!

Well fine then mun, if you are going to shove me into a place where those brothers are mucking about, I'm just going to have to make this place a little less fun for them then, aren't I?

Ahahaa, Maybe this place won't be so bad after all!

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[beingthecreature]

[Terrific.]

For the last time Zach, that's Wild Kratts.

[varmitech]

[Well gee, that didn't take very long.]

Wild Kratts, Wild Rats, it's all the same to me when you clowns are involved. Where's your brother? Did he finally get eaten by a lion or something? Hah!

[beingthecreature]

No, Martin's just fine. He's around here somewhere.

I can't believe you of all people are coming to Ink City.

[varmitech]

Look pal, I'm not thrilled to see you here either. No matter where I go you are aaalways sticking your nose into my plans.

So why don't you stay out of them this time and maybe we won't have a problem?

[thescaronhisface]

What's so bad about them?

[varmitech]

[Speaking of lions, suddenly there's a talking one?! Well this isn't good.]

A-augh!! U-uh....nice kitty! They uh-

Nothing! Ah-heh- I just...they've been pals of mine since we were kids you know- we like to joke around and stuff you see? N-no harm done!

[thescaronhisface]

Yeah, "pals." Sure, buddy.

[Usually Kovu would take offense to the way the human's reacting, but the Kratts are his friends. So instead, he takes a step forward.]

[doesntdomuch]

[... Well already you remind him a lot of Doofenshmirtz. But so far he's keeping his distance just to make sure he's not secretly Doof's distant cousin.]

[varmitech]

[Wouldn't be much of a shocker if he was, really.]

Oh hey! I-...I've seen one of you before you're one of those-

beaver thingies.

[doesntdomuch]

[Chitters in annoyance and points to his bill. Has it really been that long since you've last seen a platypus?]

[bratt_brothers_no]

[Facepalm.]

Ugh, why does it have to be you that's gonna show up too?

[varmitech]

Oh NO, Not you too!!! What so- so is the rest of your stupid little crew hiding around here somewhere??

[bratt_brothers_no]

HMPH!

'Course I am! Whether ya like it or not!

And why'd ya ask Zach, you worried about what all of us might do if we catch ya doing something wrong again?

[meng_huan_myuu]

Be careful where you step.

[varmitech]

[oh my.]

...what the HECK are YOU supposed to be?

[meng_huan_myuu]

Your worst nightmare.

Imagine if the Kratts weren't the good guys.

[the_lion_roller]

Uh, that's Wild Kratts

Ah'and I'd be reeaally careful about the robots in Ink City, if I were you, Zach. They're not like your Zachbots at all.

[He doesn't like you, at all, and he certainly doesn't owe you a heads-up, but you're going to find yourself way over your head with most of the robots in Ink City. Waaaaay over.]

[varmitech]

Aahh if it isn't Martin Rat, here to stick up for his dumb baby brother.

And says you! You can't tell me what to do, I can check out those robots as much as I feel like! You'll see- they'll be under my control in a matter of days!

[the_lion_roller]

[His brows furrow just a little before he holds his hands up dismissively.]

Alright, your call. H'besides, I'm sure somebody with your level of robot experience'll have no problem telling the robots who don't mind humans from the ones that don't. Or communicating with the ones that stand several stories over your head.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

I think you mean "Wild Kratts."

[varmitech]

Look, if someone tries to correct me on this one more time I'm gonna lose it! I frankly don't care what they call themselves, they're annoying and meddling either way!

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Well maybe if you got it right the first time, People wouldn't feel the need to correct you.

And hey, I've met the Kratt brothers they're not so bad.

[big_laundry]

Now are you going to tell them your plot for revenge? Because if you aren't you just wasted a whole speech!

[varmitech]

Huh, speech?

Well ahhah-h- ....o-of course! Why wouldn't I?

[Of course he...would if he had a plot. That's still in the works I'm afraid.]

[big_laundry]

Good, because you gotta have a speech to give to your nemesis, you know, giving them your plot and your backstory. That's really the fun part of being evil!