tempted to give overjoy a shot with this little psycho

[telemysticist]

So lemme see if I got this right. I could literally give Mabel all the happiness in the world?
Miss Mun, I reckon that's just about the best darn idea I ever heard!

Now I know ya worried 'bout pullin' it off what with your higher education n' all, but it don't look that bad! Just one post or thread a month? Why that ain't nothin', ya could do that no trouble at all!

At least go on an' give it a try! Write me up a lil' ol' app! Yaknow I'd do anythin' ta'give my precious peach dumplin' all that joy!
Anythin'.
[... he says in a bit of a low, creepy whisper, before snapping back to being "cute."]

Now how 'bout some ice cream?
... Whadya mean ya dorm room doesn't have a freezer? Well for all ya payin', those dirty rotten--

Ooh, are those brownies? That'll do!

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[bezazzled]

[WOW because that doesn't sound creepy at all. She fidgets a bit nervously for a moment.]

So you found a place to go, huh? It's not a magic castle by any chance, is it?

[telemysticist]

Well speak'a the angels, if it ain't my sweet marshmallow!

[Gideon immediately takes it upon himself to hold your hand, Mabel. What's personal space.]

A magic castle? Is that where ya are, my peach? Oh my goodness, don't that just sound divine!

[bezazzled]

[She'll just... gently try to take her hand back in a very polite yet assertive manner.]

It has its moments. But hey! If you've found somewhere else to go, that's great, too! I'm sure you'll be very happy. Over there.

[SMILE?]

[telemysticist]

[Yeeeaaah... he's got a pretty good grip on that hand.]

Oh but nothin's set in stone yet, my puddin' pie! Though this place I might be headin' off to, why I bet you'd just love it, s'all 'bout bein' happy! S'like a contest an' the happiest person wins!
But Mabel my love, if I go ev'ry last bit'a that happiness is gonna be for YOU! I'm gonna win an' give ya all the happiness in the world, literally!

[bezazzled]

[No that's her hand... She continues to try tugging it back while she speaks.]

Really? Then you should definitely go there! Win all of the happiness and don't stop until you do. And hey, why stop there? Just keep going after you've won! I'll just stay in the castle that grants your every wish.

[telemysticist]

... Did you say "grants your every wish"?

[That intrigues Gideon just enough to loosen up a bit on poor Mabel's hand.]

Well now color me curious. Why don't ya tell me more 'bout this lil' ol' magic castle place?

:3c

[bezazzled]

[Snatching her hand back so fast!]

Did I say "every wish?" I meant... sometimes! You know, it's really not all that often. I mean, who thinks to actually say "I wish" when they want something, you know? It's hardly worth mentioning at all! You can't wish for people, or stuff like that.

:D! <3

[telemysticist]

Darlin' ya know I wouldn't wish for nobody but you!
Why, I'd wish for all the things that'd make ya smile brighter than sunshine! 'Cause ya know you're already MY wish come true~

[And then he just goes and takes both your hands, Mabel. So much for escaping the grip.]

[bezazzled]

Oh, you don't have to do that. [DRAT. In his clutches again!] I heard there's some pretty bad repercussions for making too many wishes. Besides, I told you, you don't have to be so nice to me. Please don't be so nice to me.

[telemysticist]

... W-Why? Don't ya like me bein' nice to ya?
I just wanna make ya happy, s'all...

[Seriously. He doesn't get why this isn't working. What isn't he doing right?]