voicetesting!! for adstring probably.

[antibullying]

With all due respect, ma'am --

[He pauses for a few seconds, trying to find a delicate way to put this . . . ]

This is a bad idea.

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[modernmarvel]

[He holds up one hand, counting off on his fingers with a grin whose only rival would be found in a Lewis Carroll novel.]

Alright, so that's one more pro to check off the list.

Pros. Zombie Apocalypse this week, sweet volcano powered lab that you might be able to occasionally visit if you play your cards right, and trapped in an alternate dimension with Tony Stark.

Cons. Zombie Apocalypse this week, Antlers running about like he owns the place, aaaaand bi-weekly events that often have you questioning your sanity.

[antibullying]

[Steve is pretty sure Tony is making half of this up and he only understands half of it, but he zeroes in pretty quickly on:]

You have a volcano powered lab? In a wasteland?

[He might sound slightly impressed. Slightly.]

[modernmarvel]

[The best part about all of this? He's not making up a single word.]

It's alright to be jealous, Cap. It wouldn't be natural if you didn't feel a twinge of envy.