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[dirkinmypocket]

Hold your brightly colored horses, mun.
A little excitement doesn't mean you should go off without a plan.
We've both got work to do before you can introduce me properly to a certain spunky pegasus.
It will have the same emotional impact then as now, so there's no reason to rush the inevitable.
By the way? This doesn't really count as a plan.
I'm only going along with it because you could use more practice.

And yeah, I know. You can't get enough of my ink.
It's pretty sweet, but you'd get more mileage out of iconning that shit instead of just staring.
Just a suggestion.

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XD lol indeed!

[dirkinmypocket]

Anything for you, Lalonde.
I will be the balm that will ease your boredom, while we're knocking on this fourth wall.
You're taking my last advice, I hope?

[unavoidabubbly]

oh im really likng that metphor
rub that balmness ovr me dirk
*WONKS @*

advice was alredy totes taken
sleeping hass been done
but youre kind of delayd
*deleid
*delaid
shitty things have happned

[dirkinmypocket]

Your powers to turn any comment into flirtation continue to astound, Lalonde.
But we'll leave that metaphor aside, because what went down, exactly?

[unavoidabubbly]

i cn do moer astunding things than dat as u knw
i am the hottest biatch that ever wass
u know my mad skillz & madrigogs

frigglish was sassacrushjed
im soooooooo stupidd
he wus just stting there

[dirkinmypocket]

I'm fully aware of your many and varied talents.
I expect nothing less than the highest echelons of scientific skill from you.
But I will admit that some of your other skills do take me by surprise from time to time.

And, by sassacrushed you mean that book of Jane's?
Let me guess, you were trying to prove your abilities in the face of her continued skepticism.
My condolences on your loss, but it was probably meant to happen, considering how that process usually works.
He lived a good life, and I know he loved you with his every cell.

[And goddamn he's awful at this comforting thing and he knows it, but he's trying.]

[unavoidabubbly]

i liek surpriseng u dirk
it kepps u on ur toes
besides were familiar s can b but a little spice nw & then aint bad
*wink

i was tryn to show her tht it worked & she promsed shed believe me
& it worked but frigglish is dead & im so fucking upset
if the batterlard wnted dis 2 happen then i am ANGrier t her now
im playing rite in2 her claws
grrrr
& i loved him 2
3:

i cud use a hug
rnt u could give me 1 when we meet up in the sesion

[dirkinmypocket]

The day you fail to keep me on my toes is the day I start to really worry.

If I could transportalize myself there and give you one now, I would.
Unfortunately, we'll have to wait until we've both entered the game for this comfort-giving scenario to go down.
But it will happen; I wouldn't leave you in the lurch.

[unavoidabubbly]

u nvr left me in the lurch b4 meta4ical or otherwse
so im not goin to doubt ur mad un non lurch skillz
youll destroy dat lurch like a boss & piss on its asheses
then ill pt on lipstuck & well hi5 & itll b OSM

but 4 srs
thanx dirk

[dirkinmypocket]

I've got the premier high five of high fives held in reserve just for you.
We're the most awesome team; it's us.
Derse and the game won't know what hit them.

[unavoidabubbly]

shit that sortz of thing needs a vip pass & ur giftin me w 1 so generusly
youre my new bffsies
well ok who r we kidding ur alreayd my bffsies w janes &jace

so my troubes aside
how r u dirbffsies

[dirkinmypocket]

That's right. We're just a BFF quadrangle.
And I could be better, but I could be worse.
I'm just going with that flow. Planning and adapting.