Someone tell this little fuzzball he's adorable.

[rrbando_rambo]

Someone tell her I'm not cute.

"Wouldn't it be cute to dress you up in doll clothes?" You know how I feel about that.

"Oh but! All yer mannerisms and the way you talk!" Really, I... Chip was always the endearin' one.

"Talk to a Disney princess or something. They'll vouch for this. Pretend you're the bear from Snuggie or something 'endearing'. :3"

Maybe I'll get peanuts outta this deal.... okay! You got it! Where am I going to find a princess?

Comments

[braidstobows]

I've heard others suggest that you find a princess as well.

[Homura gives Dale a somewhat serious look. She's had bad experiences with cute-seeming talking animals.]

I'd like to know who you are.

[rrbando_rambo]

Huh? My mun isn't the /only/ one putting me up for adoption? [A very quizzical head tilt.]

[Assuming she could have been a princess too, he bowed deeply and dawned his most gentlemanly demeanor.] Wellll, certainly! I'm Dale! [Of course, his manner of speaking was always a bit harder for him to contain...]

[braidstobows]

I'm told that you will be coming to a place I know. I hope that this will have only beneficial results.

[rrbando_rambo]

Yeah! I mean maybe! I'm a Rescue Ranger, so it might be beneficial. Do you have trouble that you need help with, miss- er, princess?

[braidstobows]

[The smallest of restrained smiles touches her lips.]

I'm more accustomed to fighting on my own.

[rrbando_rambo]

Well, why doncha try me on for size? [Thumbing a finger at his chest, his tail wagged for a couple beats before he resumed speaking.] I can fight too! Just show me the trouble, we can show 'em a fight they won't forget! [Dale mimed a few of his favorite fencing moves, to show off for his princess friend. Being a great hero meant the world to him, and the chance to prove it was oh so sweet.]

[braidstobows]

[Homura is far from a princess, really.]

I'm content so long as you cause no trouble to anyone.

[rrbando_rambo]

Oh yeah, never trouble to you, miss. Just the bad eggs. If ya don't have any bad eggs for me to take out with the trash, I'm content too. Course a bag a' peanuts and a nap would be doubly nice.

[braidstobows]

I'll let you know if there's any need for you to take out the eggs. [Alright, she might be the tiniest bit patronizing there, but she doesn't quite mean to be.]

[changelingdude]

Dude, embrace your cuteness. You can get so much more accomplished that way. You have no idea.

[rrbando_rambo]

Being cute gets me somewhere? Will it make me a superhero like you? [A broad grin.]

[changelingdude]

Well maybe not cuteness alone, but you've got more then cuteness on your side.

Just think of it as another tool in your utility belt dude.