Lazy mun!

[roadroller]

Hey, you! Hurry up with those tags! I know it may be hard to get motivated with the game ending in a few weeks, but you don't want it to end while I'm still being sad, do you!?

Jeez, you don't even know what you're doing with me after Mayfield. What happened to wonderfulworlds? I could keep my memories there. My friends fought really hard to make sure I didn't get rid of them, so I should probably keep them as long as I can.

Yeah... if I can't have Len back, I can at least do that...

And besides! If I stay in the RG, it'll be totally safe! Right? Right?

You're not saying I'm right... I will roadroll you if you put me through more hell! ♪

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[notsogrimreaper]

Wonderfulworlds? I think that's where my mun said I am...

[Looks behind him for a minute.]

She's also freaking out and telling me to say hi to your mun...

[roadroller]

Ah, okay, she says hi back! ♪

[but Rin is not a messenger so let's quickly move on to the topic of interest.]

... So how is it there? ♪

[notsogrimreaper]

I think it's okay! There's lots of cute girls and guys to talk to, and the missions aren't that hard!

I-I don't really like being told to Erase people, but I don't mind manning the walls, I get dates that way!

[Yes, really. Ryoji really does have a one-track mind.]

[roadroller]

Heeeh, you make it sound surprisingly laid-back. I thought this RP was about death n' stuff. ♪

[notsogrimreaper]

Eheh, I... try not to think about it.

[What? The god of death not thinking about death?]

Shut up, mun.

[roadroller]

No, no, that's a reasonable approach. I probably won't think much of it either if I go there. Apparently I won't have to worry about it. ♪

[unless I decide to be mean in your endgame!!]

Ehehe, I'm gonna be ignoring my mun too. ♪

[notsogrimreaper]

Ah? Really? So you'll be an RGer! That's lucky!

...M-My mun keeps babbling about mean stuff she wants me to do.

[roadroller]

Yeah, as long as I live through Mayfield! I'm still not sure how it's gonna end up... I really don't want to be a Player though. ♪

[fingers crossed!]

Eh, my mun's apparently giving a sly look in your direction. They're in cahoots or something. That's bad news for a muse. ♪

[notsogrimreaper]

Mayfield? That's where you are now? What's that like?

[Urk!]

In cahoots? No! They can't be planning stuff yet! I just got here! I don't want to fuse with Mother again!

[S-sob]

[roadroller]

It's this crapsack America where they make you live as a family, and people get brainwashed a lot. It's dangerous, too. But it's really a computer simulaton, and it's looking like it's about to break since it's glitching to all hell. I just hope we all make it out. If we do, I think I'll be okay. ♪

[but fusing with your 'mother'?]

... Um, that sounds creepy too, though. ♪

[notsogrimreaper]

T-That doesn't sound good. I hope you all make it out alright! I wish I could help!

Um... yeah. It's really creepy. And I don't really have control of myself in that form.

[roadroller]

Well, don't worry about me, I have lots of backup! I've made friends with a bunch of magi and psychics and such... They always protect me so, even if my mun wants me to get hurt, she never gets an opening. ♪

[...although saying that suddenly seems to have made her depressed for some odd reason.]

...

Anyway, I don't really understand what's going on with your mom, but I hope you're all right too. Maybe I can help, if the thing happens after November. ♪

[notsogrimreaper]

Oh, good! I wouldn't want such a pretty girl getting hurt~.

[Why yes, he is flirting.]

Eheh, it's hard to explain... Oh! Maybe! I-I don't want you getting hurt though. Your psychic friends won't be in this world, and I'm really... violent like that.

[That's the nicest way to put 'huge urge to end the world', yes.]

[roadroller]

Right, right, sure. ♪

[Dismissive wave. Rin had Teddie as a housemate for a while, you know. She trained up her skill at deflecting flirts.]

How violent are we talking though? Because really, I'm not easy to injure even without psi shields. I'm a robot and all. And I have a roadroller! ♪

[notsogrimreaper]

I'm serious! You really are quite cute, and I don't even know your name yet!

[Ryoji thinks for a minute. Hey, it's not like she's going to remember this conversation when she comes to the game...]

Um, 'immortal god of death who needs to create the fall of humanity' violent? I'm not sure if a roadroller is going to help.

[roadroller]

Oh I know you're serious, it's just I already know I'm cute. ♪






... And I don't see how a roadroller could hurt in that situation. ♪

[she's... joking right...]

[notsogrimreaper]

Oh, good! It's nice to see a more confident girl around!

Uh, well... I guess it could help. I'm just a little... tall to be flattened or anything.

[This is the weirdest and least depressing conversation he's had about his other form...]

[roadroller]

A Vocaloid should always be confident~! ♪

... Anyway, from an OOC standpoint, I don't think you can actually fell humanity in a game. So I'm not too worried, at least not while we're here. ♪

[notsogrimreaper]

Vocaloid? What's that?

Oh! I guess you're right. That's why my mun hasn't been too worried. You're not only cute, but smart too!

[roadroller]

Hehehe, thanks!

Anyway, a Vocaloid is a singer. Think androids, but with talent! ♪

[notsogrimreaper]

Oh! That's really cool! You must have a really cute voice! Are you a celebrity?

[roadroller]

'Course I am! I have concerts and everything! ♪

[notsogrimreaper]

Ah! Then maybe I have heard you? What's your name?

[roadroller]

[THERE'S MUSIC IN YOUR WORLD THAT ISN'T LOTUS JUICE??]

Oh, right. Rin Kagamine! ♪

[notsogrimreaper]

[HEY SHUT UP LOTUS JUICE IS THE SHIT.]

I haven't heard you, but I'd sure like to! Ryoji Mochizuki, at your service~

[Care to offer a hand to shake? Because he'll kiss it.]

[roadroller]

[NOT ARGUIN' THAT, BRO, JUST SAYIN']

Right, nice to meet you. ♪

[She'd sooner bow than handshake, but if he's holding one out, she'll take it anyway

and then fluster at the kiss, getting her hand back please thank you]

You're really forward though. Are you trying to become some kind of gigolo? ♪

[staaare]

[notsogrimreaper]

[THE FLAILING THAT OCCURS FROM THAT COMMENT.]

Gigolo? N-No! No! I just like making others happy, that's all! I didn't mean to upset you! Aigis-san said I was dangerous but that was just her being a robot! I didn't think girls would mind someone telling them they're beautiful.

[roadroller]

[...ah, this is sounding familiar. Who knew there were two of that type of guy.]

I thought so! You really do tell this to everyone...

Look, if you do that, of course people are gonna question your motives! Compliments are fine but it's all about context! ♪

[notsogrimreaper]

Not to everyone! I, um...

[Okay, maybe to everyone, but he means it!]

I don't want people to think I'm bad... what should I do, Rin-chan?

[roadroller]

You just have to learn how to treat a girl! ♪

Number one, always notice when she changes her hairstyle. Two, if you're out shopping together, help her pick out shoes...

[do you see where this is going

yes, she went there]

[notsogrimreaper]

Ohhhhh...

[His mun shakes his head as he dutifully takes notes.]

[roadroller]

[one World Is Mine later...]

Now do you understand? ♪

[notsogrimreaper]

[Nods furiously!]

Yeah! I just have to treat everyone like the number one princess in the whole entire world! That was a great song, Rin-chan!

[roadroller]

Thanks! ♪

[pause.]

... You're still going to use it on everyone? ♪

[notsogrimreaper]

Well, I guess I'll only have one princess, but I can still treat everyone like royalty, right?

[roadroller]

That'll work! ♪

[notsogrimreaper]

Ah, great! Thanks for helping me out, Rin-chan. You're so sweet!