dear_mun | potentially heading to ataraxion next jump? we'll see!

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potentially heading to ataraxion next jump? we'll see!

Look, compadre, I've done a lotta weird shit in my life. A lotta weird shit. Involving garter snakes and toes and there's that one with the tub of marmalade - ha - trust me, I could tell a couple'a stories and then some more. Space? Not so much within my capacity.

The hell goes on up in that thing anyway? There's lots of the screaming and the shenanigans. God, I hate a shenanigan. But mostly there's the whole, yanno, horror thing, and I think we both know that I am shoddy in a crisis. Huh? The whole rolling around in Jell-O thing ain't so much a something that's on my to-do list.

There's oodles of others a'fluttering about, am I right? Come on. Back up and I'll chill in the box, we'll make some waffles, we'll chill. It'll be a grand ol' time of it.

Kisses.

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You're scared of space? Really? Earth is a much more frightening place if ya ask me.

Yeah, you got that one right.

But, hey, hey, don't get me wrong. Space is fuckin' magical. Stars and planets and a big ball'a cheese. It's more the what else is jiving around in space that's givin' me the major willies. Color me wary.

What in space is gonna hurt you? Aliens?

They've got probes, man. I'm not lettin' alien junk near my butt.

...Alright. Good point.

Y'see? Man, put my footprints on the moon with the best of 'em, hell, that'd be ace. But what else is gonna be out there in the great big beyond?

Unicorns, probably. Rocks, more likely. But also aliens with butt things.