ivyleaguehospitality: (the first to go were the fatties.)
[personal profile] ivyleaguehospitality
Look, compadre, I've done a lotta weird shit in my life. A lotta weird shit. Involving garter snakes and toes and there's that one with the tub of marmalade - ha - trust me, I could tell a couple'a stories and then some more. Space? Not so much within my capacity.

The hell goes on up in that thing anyway? There's lots of the screaming and the shenanigans. God, I hate a shenanigan. But mostly there's the whole, yanno, horror thing, and I think we both know that I am shoddy in a crisis. Huh? The whole rolling around in Jell-O thing ain't so much a something that's on my to-do list.

There's oodles of others a'fluttering about, am I right? Come on. Back up and I'll chill in the box, we'll make some waffles, we'll chill. It'll be a grand ol' time of it.

Kisses.
deported: (peace and solitude)
[personal profile] deported
Don't gimme that. When's the last time you gave me any real thought, hey? Just whims in passing; ain't the same thing. It's been years, mun. Things were a bit different then. Now, me, I don't think it's a good time, t'be quite honest. I don't need the upturnin', and love, neither d'you.

Jude