re: app, maybe heading to hollyheights

[lildip]

Please tell me you're just pretending to write something down.

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[pickmeorwhatever]

[It's a good thing you didn't say anything particularly embarrassing, Dipper, because guess who was totally chilling nearby.]

Oh, hey, Dipper. Mun problems got ya down?

[lildip]

[ Ermahgawd, Wendy. ]

— Woah, uh. Yeah. Mun's trying to ship me off to some totally random place all of a sudden. You know, the usual.

[telemysticist]

[Oh great. Don't look now, Dipper, 'cause someone's giving you a look.]

Headin' off somewhere, friend?

["Friend" with the kind of emphasis that means "enemy."]

[lildip]

[ A turn, a look, a narrowing of eyes:

GIDEON, ]

Yeah, uh-huh. Gee, don't look now, but I think a bird's about to land on your hair, Gideon.

1/2

[telemysticist]

What, where?! Darn thing's are always tryin' ta'nest in--

2/2

[telemysticist]

[Hey Gideon, did you know "Gullible" is written on the ceiling?]

... That ain't funny, boy.
Yaknow how long this hair takes ev'ry day?! There's product in 'ere that requires state permits!

ALSO SORRY 4 DA LATE

[lildip]

[ So, so gullible. ]

Wow. Haha. Woooooow.

You know animals live in the forest, right. The trees you're like, totally killing off with those chemicals.

it's no problem bro!<3

[telemysticist]

Anyone can tell ya that hair this perfect, s'worth some sacrifices.

[bezazzled]

[Watch out! Here comes Mabel rushing toward him to wrap him in a big hug.]

Dipper! Where have you been? Who is writing what down? Who are you talking to, anyway?

[lildip]

[ Someone just got squished! But he gives a small smile. ]

Uh, I've been.. here? Floating in headspace?

I'm talking to my mun. Munnie? Munster? Er — that's what I think I'm suppose to call her, anyway...

[bezazzled]

You need to spend less time floating around headspace, and more time floating around gamespace. You feel me, bro? [She sets him down and nudges him with her elbow]

So where's she sending you?

SORRY 4 DA LATE

[lildip]

True, true.

Huh. If I recall correctly, it's this place called Holly Heights. Supposedly fun. Supposedly not filled to the brim with mysteries waiting to be solved — yeah, ok. Major turn-off.

S'COOL!

[bezazzled]

[This is Mabel crinkling her nose.]

Yeesh. Sounds like a major snorefest, if you ask me. Is she trying to bore you out of your mind?

[lildip]

[ A sagely Dipper nod. ]

It's [ "AIRQUOTES" ] cute [ "AIRQUOTES" ]: is what she's totally claiming. Just how cute is being stuck in Suburbia not knowing anyone? Zilch. Zero. You won't even be there.

[bezazzled]

Making new friends is kind of like an adventure, right? Sort of? Maybe. I guess it depends on the populace and whether or not there are alien species living with you.

[Her shoulders slump]

But... yeah. You're not where I am, either. Which totally blows because now Gideon is going to arrive any day now! I have no idea what I'm going to do.