[ataraxion] in regards to drunk-texting shenanigans

[uncodlyawwesome]

i cant fuckin believve you
you should be fuckin ashamed like more than i already am
seriously
DRUNK TEXTIN
like fuckin evveryone too not just fef or kar oh no not just the fuckin people wwho wwould probably nevver bring it up but fuckin EVVERYONE I KNOWW
wwoww
just
wwoww i cant believve you

i havve nevver been so humiliated in my life i hope youre fuckin happy noww i cant go fuckin anywwhere evver again i hope this ship kills me

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HE LOVES YOUUUU

[consulting]

I wouldn't want to subject anyone to the likes of you, Eridan.

GET OUT

[uncodlyawwesome]

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD STOP FUCKIN BOTHERIN ME
i cant fuckin get rid a you no matter howw much i try

NEVER

[consulting]

Please, don't imply I enjoy your company. [ you smell like peroxide. ] - I'm simply doing everyone a service in warning them away from you.

[uncodlyawwesome]

i am a fuckin pleasure to be around youre the one wwho sucks good thing wwe dont evver havve to deal wwith you again just different vversions a you

[consulting]

Your company is as pleasurable as a mundane crime scene, Eridan.

I hope they take the time out to criticize your atrocious texting quirks.

1/2

[uncodlyawwesome]

no they wwere all nice an shit to me it wwas disgustin i had to try fuckin snarkin wwith fuckin netherlands to get myself outta intense fuckin convversations that wwere all fuckin serious

2/2

[uncodlyawwesome]

i almost texted you but then i remembered your comm doesnt wwork any more so it wwould a been stupid to try
so fuck you

[consulting]

Eridan, you can't really blame the astute lapse in your memory as my problem.

[uncodlyawwesome]

yes i can i can blame anythin i wwant on you noww because youre dead so you cant argue wwith me
wwhich sucks by the wway nobody else is any good at it

[tyrians]

eelmfao

[uncodlyawwesome]

oh my cod kill me noww

[selfkismesis]

ERIDAN, YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO REALITY.

[uncodlyawwesome]

youre the fuckin embarrassment like wwhat the fuck
"do you wwant your internal organs replaced wwith fuckin toasters"
seriously kar wwhat the fuck i might a gotten drunk an had a lot a really poorly spelled feelin jams evverywwhere but at least i wwasnt bein fuckin crazy

[selfkismesis]

HEY, INTERNAL TOASTER ORGANS ARE COMPLETELY PROBABLE.
I'M ABOUT 30% SURE THAT HAPPENED TO SOMEONE AT SOME POINT IN TIME, AND IT WAS MOST LIKELY ABSOLUTELY AWFUL.
I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT "OH NOOO HELP ME KAR KAR HEY KAR HELP ME THE SLICE OF GRUBLOAF THAT NOW CONSTITUTES MY BLOODPUMP ISN'T COOKED TO PERFECTION!!! HOW DO I SHOVVVVVE IT BACK INTO MY LOBESTEM UNTIL ITS PROPERLY COOKED???"
THAT WOULD BE MISERABLE.
FOR ME.
AND YOU.
BUT MOSTLY ME.

i uploaded this icon just for you

[uncodlyawwesome]

yes kar that is exactly howw that wworks that is totally scientifically an biologically possible
i am gonna end up wwalkin around one day an then bam
fuckin toasters all up in my goddamn internal cavvities
i kneww i should a listened to you wwhen i had the chance

also fuck you my lobestem wwould alwways make toast at the perfect fuckin crispness wwithout makin it too soft or blackened
i wwould havve only fuckin high quality cookwware in my fuckin body thanks

beautiful

[selfkismesis]

ERIDAN, YOU EGREGIOUS TRASHHEAP, THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
THERE IS A VERY HIGH POTENTIAL THAT YOU WILL BE RUINED BY ROBOTS, AND THE HIGH POTENTIAL ONLY MULTIPLES WHEN TOASTERS ARE INVOLVED.
DON'T YOU DARE TAKE MY WARNINGS AS JOKES.
I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL SMACK YOUR FACE RIGHT OFF YOUR FACE IF YOU LAUGH THIS OFF.

[uncodlyawwesome]

a course im not gonna take this seriously
robots so far are like minus three hundred percent a fuckin issue on the tranquility
you need to wworry about brainwwashin an deathmazes more

[hemoerotic]

I Highly Doubt Any Less Than Immaculate Behaviour From You Would Surprise Anybody

[uncodlyawwesome]

wwoww kan that fuckin hurts
it surprised plenty a people they wwere all shocked that i wwas drunk at all

[hemoerotic]

So The Surprise Lies In Your Inebriation As Opposed To Whatever Foolish Actions You Have Partaken In Thus Far
I See Point Taken

[uncodlyawwesome]

wwoww excuse you
im actually a pretty important an generally wwell favvored member a the creww thank you vvery much
also ivve done a lot a growwin an devvelopin as a person ok

[hemoerotic]

Really
Forgive Me If I Sound The Slightest Bit Sceptical
As Opposed To Massively So

[uncodlyawwesome]

wwell at least its only slightly

Here have an AU Terezi xD

[smells_to_see]

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