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[hotrodred]

Wow, do you even realize how big of a boner-kill you're being right now? There's absolutely no need to bring up my old man while I'm trying to get into someone's pants.

No. Need.

Like, ever. I mean it.

And what is this about wanting to put me somewhere again? We tried that already. You can't keep up with me for the long haul. Remember, you're the one who can't even install a fucking printer.

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[principalofnature]

I am not sure which is more disturbing.

Your mun dragging your father into the topic of sex, or mine wanting to encourage yours to join a game and drag me along for the ride.

[hotrodred]

You know what? I don't really see anything disturbing about dragging you anywhere, big guy. The more the merrier, right?

[principalofnature]

Yeah, from what I have seen of these games so far? I can not see that being a good idea in any context.

Unpredictable would be too tame of a word to use for the likely outcome, here. Disastrous comes to mind.

[hotrodred]

Well, some of them really do suck. The last place she had me is definitely nowhere I'd wanna drag you along to, for example. Haunted house full of hostile ghosts... flea monsters infesting my suit and shit... Yeah no, definitely not.

How about a nice sex game? I've heard those are an actual thing. Nothing unpredictable about sex.

[principalofnature]

Oh, yeah, no, that's much better. Put me somewhere guaranteed to make my heart race. Where the intention is for me to have sex, I would assume with some encouraged frequency. High emotions, lowered inhibitions, questionable mental states.

What could possibly go wrong?

[hotrodred]

Sounds like a party to me, Big Science! You're just being a pessimist here.

But okay, we can look for something more agreeable when my mun gets home and doesn't have to hide behind a tower of Jack Daniels to sneak tags. Kids these days.