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Wow, do you even realize how big of a boner-kill you're being right now? There's absolutely no need to bring up my old man while I'm trying to get into someone's pants.

No. Need.

Like, ever. I mean it.

And what is this about wanting to put me somewhere again? We tried that already. You can't keep up with me for the long haul. Remember, you're the one who can't even install a fucking printer.

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Well. That's just a tad bit awkward.

Tell me about it, you should have seen her trying to figure out her blu ray player.

I suppose I'm blessed with a mun with technical prowess. Built her own computer, she's proud to say. Goddamn waste of time I say. The blue lights aren't very practical at all.

See, why couldn't I have ended up with someone like that. My mun went to library school, for christ's sake.

And hey, blue lights don't need to be practical. They're eye candy, you know? Aesthetic.

Guess we got our muns crossed. Some stars out of alignment or something. I'm more than sure you don't need this ego boost, but she finds you too intimidating of a muse. But not me. Hardly makes any sense.

[He is -1000% surprised you'd be all about flashy aesthetic, Tony. :| ]

When you're on a limited budget and you opt for pretty lights over cheaper parts of better quality, then there's a problem.

Yeah, that really makes no sense. I'm a fun, loveable dude with great hair, and you're... you. How's life in the big ol' monster cage, by the way? Or wherever SHIELD has you locked up nowadays.

[hey, when you are Tony Stark, you can afford to be all about whatever you damn well please~]

Well... I can see that as being an issue, yeah. But at least it looks good, right?

Not SHIELD that's got me locked up, mate. They certainly wanted to before certain individuals got you to intervene.

[Yup, always bitter about that missed Avengers opportunity. ~~GDI, Marvel.~~]

It's all technical bullshit to me. I suppose it's alright.

The Army, then. Sorry, mun's got her details mixed up. As long as you're not out trashing cities and letting other people take the blame, everything is A-ok.

[but you wouldn't be nearly as much fun of a teammate as Banner. :/]

Flashy blue lights are more than just alright. [he taps the arc reactor glowing beneath his shirt.] The ladies love them.

I am not sure which is more disturbing.

Your mun dragging your father into the topic of sex, or mine wanting to encourage yours to join a game and drag me along for the ride.

You know what? I don't really see anything disturbing about dragging you anywhere, big guy. The more the merrier, right?

Yeah, from what I have seen of these games so far? I can not see that being a good idea in any context.

Unpredictable would be too tame of a word to use for the likely outcome, here. Disastrous comes to mind.

Well, some of them really do suck. The last place she had me is definitely nowhere I'd wanna drag you along to, for example. Haunted house full of hostile ghosts... flea monsters infesting my suit and shit... Yeah no, definitely not.

How about a nice sex game? I've heard those are an actual thing. Nothing unpredictable about sex.

Oh, yeah, no, that's much better. Put me somewhere guaranteed to make my heart race. Where the intention is for me to have sex, I would assume with some encouraged frequency. High emotions, lowered inhibitions, questionable mental states.

What could possibly go wrong?

Sounds like a party to me, Big Science! You're just being a pessimist here.

But okay, we can look for something more agreeable when my mun gets home and doesn't have to hide behind a tower of Jack Daniels to sneak tags. Kids these days.

Boner-killer? Really?

Yeah. What, you've never had it happen?

[ Pepper is not at all amused by your misfortunes, Tony. Not. At. All. ]

Inconsiderate, indeed.

You don't even know the half of it, Pep.

And I'm fairly certain I don't even want to know.

[ ... ]

Well. Not everyone seems to realize what tact means and how bringing up one's father is inopportune at every moment.

At least you're getting awkward sex along with both of those.

Well, there's talking about one's father and then talking about Father. The former can be quite awkward. The latter... well, as I understand it, that's a good thing.

[Because, she amuses herself and is bored.]

Listen to you, thinking you're the only man alive who doesn't want his dad mentioned "while I'm trying to get into someone's pants."

Cry me a fucking river.

Okay, what? How exactly did this event you're talking about go down?

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