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[ashes_ascended]

Yeah, thanks for the shiny new smut icons and all, but as for apping me to this fresh new pile of steaming humiliation?

I was kidding about Alec, you know.  He never needed me to protect him, not at any age.  He can take care of himself and I've got my hands full in two other 'verses, training my slave in one - full time job - and getting fucked over by my twisted therapist in the other - thanks for nothing.  Isn't that enough sick shit for you? Huh? Isn't it? Hey, fucktard! Are you even  listening?







....Shit...

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[element_wizard]

I've had the fourth wall lifted always. For years now. *shrugs* They're all me.

I was adorable. Most adorable thing ever. Besides sea turtle babies.

[ashes_ascended]

Huh, I'm happier just knowing mine exist. I'd rather not be privy to the sordid details.

You were a close second though.

[element_wizard]

*finger in ear wiggle* Me too.

Of course I was. And now look what you did. You're stuck with me. Like a limpet. Way to a man's heart is showing him baby sea turtles when he's seven?

[ashes_ascended]

I didn't know it at the time, but yeah. If that's what it took to get you now, I'd go back in time and show you baby turtles.

...and who's really the limpet? [Grabby-hug]

[element_wizard]

Of course you realize, I have no taste.

*Grabby clingy hug back*

[ashes_ascended]

You have great taste. [Smirk] What say you to finding somewhere a little more private, to practice for Vegas?

[element_wizard]

Sure. I could use that.