Canon is M. Rex. Voice testing kinda?

[omicromatic]

It's not fair. You had me all lined up for a game and then changed your mind.

Why d'you only gotta play in one game, anyway? Of course it's the one I can't go to 'cause of that other guy.

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[5dontlie]

[Double Take.]

You have a brother, love?

[omicromatic]

I don't have anyone.

[5dontlie]

Well, that's a shame.

I had a strange sense of deja vu about you.

It is a good thing, I promise.

[omicromatic]

...

Maybe you met my family?

[5dontlie]

[She pauses.]

Perhaps I did.

[omicromatic]

...What were they like?

[5dontlie]

Well, if they were who I think they were, they were alright.

One was a scientist, brilliant, but a touch screw loose, if you catch my drift. And ah, another one is a scientist, too, but she's more together, and beautiful to boot...and and there's another one who's really fun to antagonize, but he always thinks of those close to him before himself.

And they were all terribly stubborn.

A fun group, really.

[sixthdeadliest]

Five, are you spreading lies about me again?

["Little" brother radar has been pinged.]

[omicromatic]

Six?

[sixthdeadliest]

[Six looks curiously at the boy.]

...Do I know you? [You seem familiar...]

[omicromatic]

Um. Remember the cruise ship? And the Sheik? I was there, too.

[sixthdeadliest]

...Cruise ship? Sheik?

[He's been on a lot of cruise ships for missions. And he's never worked for a sheik before...]

Sorry but it's not ringing any bells.

[omicromatic]

I did that thing with my hands! Uh, hold on, maybe I can... do it again...

[His hands begin to glow orange as he says that]

Wait, now? He's doing this now?

He's not even in danger, is he?

And we're not even given a chance to strut our stuff. I say do it!

[And in a moment, his arms have mechanical extensions. They're brass-colored, have a steampunk aesthetic, and are much, much bigger -- but they're undeniably the Smack Hands.]

Uh, this is what I did. It's... it's pretty hard to forget, right?

I'm Rex.

[sixthdeadliest]

[This. Face.]

How is...what...when...?

[Pardon him. His brain needs a reboot.]

[omicromatic]

I told you. On that cruise ship where you saved me an' Mia, and that one time in um... I dunno. I guess it was Egypt or something. We got attacked by robots.

[sixthdeadliest]

...The Rex I know is this tall [holds up a hand] and isn't anywhere near as literally blond as you.

[But he knows Six's name. How...?]

[5dontlie]

Wouldn't dream of it, Love.

[sixthdeadliest]

Of course not. [Somehow, he doesn't quite believe you.]

[nanitewerewolf]

[Sniff sniff]

Something is off about you.

I feel like I should know you, but I don't.

Who do you belong to, pup?

[omicromatic]

Nobody.

Everyone who acts like they want me around just needs me for something. Then they don't stay.

[nanitewerewolf]

Do you stay?

[omicromatic]

I would if they'd let me.

[nanitewerewolf]

Unfortnate.

Pups should have packs to take care of them.