Getting turned into a Hippie for Halloween.

[notintehkitchen]

I should be thankful Soldier isn't around. Extremely thankful.

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[sentryslinger]

[Laughing.]

My thoughts exactly! I don't think he'd take too kindly to the idea, even if it is just a costume.

[notintehkitchen]

I don't want long hair! I'll just burn it all off and it smells awful!

[There's a lot of burning things that smell good, just not hair.]

[sentryslinger]

You don't have to go and burn it off. Long hair ain't so bad, Pyro. Have you ever had it before?

[notintehkitchen]

...

Yeah, I have. A long time ago.

[A very long time ago, when she used to keep it pretty for her dead somewhat boyfriend.]

[sentryslinger]

Well, you'll only have it for a month right? Unless your mundane is going to make you keep it. You could just tie it back.

[notintehkitchen]

[Scratching her cheek in thought, she ponders what to do if it is kept.]

Maybe. If I keep it, I'll just burn it off.

[In the end, who needs scissors?]

[hasstandards]

And I thought my costume was going to be ridiculous.

[notintehkitchen]

It's not like I want to be one, Mr. Hawk.

[hasstandards]

I don't think any of us are going to want to even wear the costumes, luv. Certainly not if it's got somethin' to do with anything those mundanes of ours have cooked up.

[notintehkitchen]

I wish she'd pick something cute for me instead.

[hasstandards]

I wish I didn't have to have a costume or that I could just wear the one that showed up at RED base after things started goin' back to normal, but I suppose we can't all get what we want.

I FAP TO THIS ICON XD

[notintehkitchen]

I suppose I wouldn't mind my costume from Halloween that's at home. That one is at least cute with the horns, wings and tail.

[hates_hippies]

NO ONE ON MY TEAM IS GOING TO BE A HIPPIE ON MY WATCH, SOLDIER!

You point me in the direction of you Mundane RIGHT NOW! I've got a boot with her name on it!

[notintehkitchen]

[OHFUCKOHFUCK

OH FUXXXXXXXXXXX.

Now that the walking caps lock has come, Pyro knows she's in trouble.]

Um. Um.

Can you boot her through the screen?

[hates_hippies]

I CAN DAMN WELL TRY!!!

[notintehkitchen]

...

Do it!

[hates_hippies]

ROGER THAT!

[And Soldier will just be leaving for a few minutes. When he returns, he's carrying a computer. Said computer is very carelessly dropped on the ground below. Why did he buy a computer? Simple.

Soldier's understanding of computers is limited at best...actually his understanding of a lot of things is limited at best. HOWEVER, he knows that computers are linked by the internet. He also knows you can send information to a computer through the internet. So now, he plans on sending information (his foot) into his computer (his...actual computer). From there, it will travel to her computer, leap out of her monitor and BLAMO!!!

...his results varied, but he still managed to put his foot into the monitor. Somehow.]

[notintehkitchen]

It seems to not be working, sir. She's still controlling me.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Better a hippie than what I'm gonna be.

'Sides, half th' people in Paradise won't even know what that is.

[notintehkitchen]

What are you going to be?

[bye_to_yer_head]

I don't wanna talk about it.

[notintehkitchen]

It can't be that bad.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Oh yes it can be.



*It's fleece too!*

[kritikal]

Ach, I can see it now. He will finish all his rockets before he's done.

[notintehkitchen]

I'd prefer he never finds out. Ever.

[But it's too late.]