gonna paint the town and all that jazz~

[asheslikesnow]

Nice to finally speak with you this way, darling... I'd say it's quite overdo. Lucky for you, time doesn't matter nearly as much to me... as I'm sure you're well aware.

I know you say you're a busy girl, but I suppose if you insist on playing...
Well, then let's play. Go on and some fun then, shall we?

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[checkmatedead]

We. Do.

[And that's final! ...so he thinks.]

We know of that proficiency well. It is very irritating.

[And hot.]

[asheslikesnow]

Oh look, I can actually say "You and what army?" now, because you don't have one anymore.

Then why stay so hung up on me? Plenty of other dames in the kingdom you could slap that filthy ring on.

[checkmatedead]

[For the longest time his eyes just look furious. Both faces look to start talking, but they both stop short. This happens multiple times before he finally is able to utter.]

None of them are ... my wife.

[asheslikesnow]

[She only smirks, almost as if she's enjoying seeing him like this. Which she probably is.]

They could be. What's stopping you?

[checkmatedead]

This is FOOLISHNESS. This conversation is OVER.

[asheslikesnow]

Good. 'Cause I've got better things to do than bump gums with such a stiff.