from the depths of the cobwebb-y headspace

[ugly_soldier_dude]

Phew. Been awhile since you've brought me out, mun. I figured I'd become one with the cobwebs back there.

[Being shoved in the deep reaches of the headspace means a Zack with lots of pent up energy. Which of course means he's doing squats.]

And I get the whole "wanting to test me out" before putting me anywhere, but don't take too long. I wanna get out there and be in these games the others keep talking [Translation: whine or rail about] about! Doesn't matter to me where, I can handle anything!

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[ugly_soldier_dude]

1st Class SOLDIER, ma'am. I'm trained to be prepared for virtually anything.

[magatama_no_amaterasu]

You'll be thinking differently when that mun of yours drops you into someplace horrid.

[ugly_soldier_dude]

Define "horrid".

[magatama_no_amaterasu]

I could give you a list that would make your head spin, but I'm afraid your hair would be classified as a deadly weapon then.

But I'll give you a short list from my mun.

[She ticks them off on her fingers.]

Trapped tower where they say your world is destroyed.

Trapped in an institute where they tell you that you're crazy, call you a different name and then send monsters after you at night. And you have no special abilities.

Trapped on an island where you're collared like a dog and forced to have sex or die.

Trapped on an intergalactic space ship piloted by rats.

[ugly_soldier_dude]

[A couple nods, and a grimace or two. Yeah, he'll admit, those don't sound all that great, but he's aware that games can suck.]

First one sounds like a doozy. I could handle the monsters in the second place. Third one I know all about. [Brief lineface. God knows Lightning and Tim complain about that place enough. Light especially.]

...And rats?

[magatama_no_amaterasu]

Rats.

[Maya shrugs.]

I don't know that one personally. I'm currently being used as a pawn by Norse gods having to fight their war from them as if my own is meaningless.

[ugly_soldier_dude]

Huh. That's... unsafe. And a little weird.

[Headscratch. What are Norse gods...] Dunno about that either, but I could get behind the fighting at least. Don't think my mun has that place in mind for me, though.

[magatama_no_amaterasu]

I don't suggest Asgard. Especially since I get the feeling you'd be in Thor's House.

[She's so not a fan of those of Thor.]

[ugly_soldier_dude]

Uh... don't know who that is.

[Seems a little presumptuous to him, but what does he know?]

I don't think you have much to worry about, regardless. I'm likely bound for a country in the desert and the island. [He thinks he has a small advantage since he knows about those. He just forgets that he won't remember any of it when he's apped.]

[magatama_no_amaterasu]

What's the deal with the desert? It's hot.

[ugly_soldier_dude]

Same deal as the island. Except there's some country in a palace in this desert and everyone lives there.

[magatama_no_amaterasu]

Your mun seems really hung up on getting you laid. It doesn't look to me like you would have that problem.

[ugly_soldier_dude]

That's kind of the case with most of us, but I guess it wouldn't be too hard.

[He offers her a friendly wink. He's very well aware he's good looking.]

[magatama_no_amaterasu]

[She grins a little.]

That is until you end up with another guy. I've been told that's rather uncomfortable.

[ugly_soldier_dude]

[ D: ]

Aw, I don't think my mun would be that mean to me.

[...he hopes.]

[magatama_no_amaterasu]

I wouldn't be so sure about that. I've heard some stories...

[ugly_soldier_dude]

...What stories?

[Sure, the mun's done mean shit to his other headspace mates, but nothing that bad, right?]

[magatama_no_amaterasu]

[laughs] Oh, I'm not allowed to tell. Let's just say I wouldn't put anything past your mun.

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, HMMMM

[ugly_soldier_dude]

She does all the bad stuff to Lightning. I'll be fine.

[He think he's charming enough to get away with it.]

*innocent whistle*

[magatama_no_amaterasu]

That's what you think.

>(

[ugly_soldier_dude]

I guess there's only one way to find out.

:P

[magatama_no_amaterasu]

I'm sure a tall, strong man like yourself can handle it.

[Is she mocking him?]

i see how it is

[ugly_soldier_dude]

Like I said, SOLDIERS are trained to handle quite a bit. And I can adapt.

[If she was, it flew over his head.]

Always~

[magatama_no_amaterasu]

Yes, yes, you've said that before.