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[beatdownremix]

k so let me get this straight here
you throw me out like im some cheap whore
bought me at a bar when you were smashed
wined and dined me just enough to get into my skimpy ass panties and then realized the next morning oh fuck i just banged a hooker welp gotta kick em out before the wife comes home
like i wasnt even good enough for you to make a real woman out of me
teach me all that proper shit and how to kiss again without feeling the deepest pits of shame
i give you my soul for a hundred bucks an hour and then get tossed to the curb like i was never there
well fuck you i stole your wallet bitch what now
gonna get me some new make up and a prada bag and strut around my sweet ass to only the most classy guys and gals cause some heartless bitch mistreated me the one time i decided to cut them a deal
suddenly no one or their dog wants me until i start spending all of your credit card money to make myself the highest class piece of ass anyone could just dream of having a night with
bet you regret throwing out this choice ass when you see your credit card bills huh
where was i going with this again
oh yeah the part were you tossed me to the curb without a single fuck to give
and now youre begging to take me back just so you can send me to some fucked up place where theres a high fatality rate
and im going to be surrounded by a bunch of bamf who kill zombies for a living and you think itll be just fucking hilarious to throw me in a life or death situation with a bunch of strangers
youre a bitch
you know that dont you
p sure you do and you dont give a fuck do you
i do what i want and all that jazz
and here im supposed to forgive you after you dumped me for loudmouth and fishfuck
not cool mun
not cool

of course im not going to say no
im bored as fuck and you havent let me out in like over a year what else do i gotta do
could always be worse at least i dont have to take anything up the ass
ill take brutal horror over forced sex anytime kthx
back the fuck away from the memes that wasnt an invitation
nope
too bad
dont care
you want me to bail on you before this shit gets on a roll
cause thats whats gonna happen
didnt think so

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[clonksukcer]

word fucking up on this message
what about all this swag says "two bit csi extra" to anyone?
on the hooker-rung we are a full on julia roberts level ten
just waiting for our metaphorical richard gere to turn us into the classiest ladies of the night you ever done saw
accepting any less is simply not in the cards