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We're going to try this again, are we? Number three, it is. Personally, I can't wait until number five for obvious reasons. At least this time, I'll be the one taking all your attention. No competition necessary. Truly not a Darwinian world in the making.

I wonder if Ciel found a new love in the meantime...

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What kind of person do you take me for, Princess?

Someone who still realizes when he's telling a joke.

A really funny joke.

Love is nothing to jest about.

For her it is!

She'd kill someone with her nagging before anything resembling love could even happen!

[Arcueid can't help but laugh at that comment, imagining Ciel killing someone with nagging.]

What about the odd things I've heard about you and Ciel doing. How do you explain that?

Hey hey hey hey.

As much as I'm sure you'd love to see that...I was really drunk and accidentally fell in there.

Then I discovered she was more well-endowed than I thought.

Hey! What are Ciel's measurements! You'd surely know!

The thought disgusts me but yes, I know Ciel's measurements.

WHAT ARE THEY!?

I'm not blurting it out that easily.

[Oh, putting on that best moe face then.]

Merem, please? I need to know.

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85-56-88

What? No way.

...now I'm wondering if you know mine, because I don't.

88-55-85

[Yes, he is a creepy fuck.]

[Arcueid seems a little upset with this. Not because Merem knows the measurements...but somehow in her head this translates into a competition for the ages.

Arcueid can't stand for this. Hers were supposed to be MUCH better than Ciel's...but they come so close. This isn't acceptable.]

That can't be right.

It's correct. The Church keeps very up to date information.

That...that...UGH!!

[Yep, Ciel must have cheated somehow.]

It must be the curry. That's her secret!

Hardly. Her body hasn't changed since that day long ago. And that was before she was interested in curry.

You're enjoying this, aren't you?

[Oops, now Arcueid's irritation is directed at Merem.]

Not in the slightest. You would know if I were enjoying this.

You look like you're enjoying it. You think she's better looking than me!

[Yep, even though she thinks Merem is creepy...she can't lose anyone to the Ciel fanclub.]

Once again, hardly. They call me the Dog of the Crimson Moon because my loyalty is unwavering.

[Arcueid's just going to stare at you for a very long and awkward moment, Merem.]

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